1. Arguing with my wife, ignoring me. . . So I wanted my 4-year-old son to coax his mother, but the little guy said directly: "You don't dare to go, you even let me go! What should she do if she beat me!" I. . . 2. My daughter has an idiom called "I can't whistle" in Chinese home

1. Arguing with my wife, Ignoring me. . . So I wanted my 4-year-old son to coax his mother, but the little guy said directly: "You don't dare to go, you even let me go! What should she do if she beat me!" I. . .

2. My daughter’s Chinese homework has an idiom called “I can’t whistle”. I ask what does it mean? I mean, one palm cannot slap, she argued: Why can't it be fired? I said you can try it? Do you think she will slap me in the face? Wrong, she actually snapped her fingers. . . I was speechless with a look of shock.

3. During dinner, he said to his wife, "It's that little money every month, I can't even smoke cigarettes." The son silently put down the bowls and chopsticks and walked into the room. When he came out, he was holding a box in his hand. There were money he saved, one yuan and five yuan. . . I burst into tears, and then I heard him say, "Mom, you should keep it safe."

4. It was already nine o'clock in the evening, but my daughter was not sleepy at all. I said to my daughter, "I'm sleeping, I can't grow taller if I don't sleep!" My daughter said to me with a smile, "Mom, you've grown so big and taller, why are you still sleeping?" I. . .

5. I went to pick up my third-grade nephew from school and bought two strings of candied haws , one for my nephew and the other for myself to relive my childhood memories! When my little nephew saw me, he said: I’m so nice! He took both strings and gave them to the female classmate next to him! The female classmate smiled and took his hand and started eating! Seeing me feeling a little unhappy, my nephew said to my female classmate: Didn’t your aunt just graduated from college? Let her pick you up in the future. I. . .

6. The taxi master was about to start the car and leave, but the lady who was taking the taxi just now ran back and shouted, "Master, wait a moment! I forgot to take my bag." The master handed the bag to the lady. When he started the car again, the lady chased after him and shouted, "Wait a moment! Wait a moment!" The master said impatiently, "So what's wrong?" The lady said, "My luggage is still in the trunk!" When the lady left, the master breathed a sigh of relief and started the car. At this time, the little girl sitting behind said, "Uncle, can you wait a little longer? Mom will find out that I am missing soon."

7. My sister-in-law is beautiful but has a bit domineering personality. She is talking nonsense at home, and her brother follows her advice. At night, my nephew didn’t do his homework well, so my sister-in-law taught him: Look at your dad, he looks so ugly and has no money yet, why did mom marry him? I just think he is educated and capable. You study hard, gain skills, and in the future you will also marry a wife as beautiful as your mother! The little nephew looked at his sister-in-law in horror, gritted his teeth, and threw the book aside: Don’t read it anymore! Save the trouble of the future!