I went to the barber shop. As soon as I sat down, a little boy who looked five years old said to the barber with a slight voice that he wanted a cool hairstyle that would make people envious in the class and brighten his girlfriend's eyes. When I heard this, I exclaimed in my hea

hairstyle

When I went to the barber shop, I just sat down, and there was a little boy who looked five years old. He told the barber in a silly voice that he wanted a cool hairstyle that would make people in the class envious and brighten his girlfriend's eyes.

When I heard this, I exclaimed, my god, why did you have a girlfriend at a young age?

Then I asked him: How many girlfriends do you have?

He answered me proudly: Two!

The person in the store burst into laughter all of a sudden, and the barber teased him: Why are you only two?

Who would have thought that the little boy sighed and said in a low voice: Because I don’t have much pocket money.

Xiaobing said: Poverty restricts my girlfriend?

chuanwazi

A new girl has arrived in the Finance Department and met her in the elevator this morning.

I guess she might be from Sichuan, but she was not sure, so she tentatively said, "Chuan baby."

She didn't say anything, I said again, and she lowered her head and said "um".

Not long after I returned to the company, the financial sister came to me and said, "Why are you bullying the people in our department?"

I was puzzled.

She continued: "The little girl looks so beautiful when wearing high-heeled sandals, why do you force her to wear socks!"

Xiaobing said: The boys are excited when wearing socks, especially those with black stockings!

Tai Chi

I went to work early in the morning and saw an old man practicing Tai Chi... I was infected by the old man's spirit, and chatted with the old man on a whim: Uncle, you are in good health... The old man said happily: It's okay, young man, you must persist in exercise regularly, come and push me down to try... Then, I compensated the old man 26,000...

Xiaobing said: Jiang Taigong is fishing, I hope you will take the bait!

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