1. Hilarious dialogue funny jokes, Today I heard a conversation between two people on the street: A: I don’t have a car, and the rise in oil prices has nothing to do with me. B: I already have a house, and it doesn’t matter to me that the price rises. I'm drunk too. . . Some experts have found over the years that talking about a person's fingers actually directly reflect a person's ability. For example, people with longer index fingers have stronger language skills. People with long ring fingers have strong mathematical skills. People with longer little fingers. . . Just picking your nose is more convenient!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. In kindergarten, a child pooped in his pants a day! The teacher asked him sternly: Why don’t you tell the teacher if you want to urinate and defecate? Still pulling it into your pants? The child said with tears in his eyes and grievance: It’s so bad that he farts! ! ! ~
3. Embarrassing classmate's classic joke . A female classmate posted a statement this morning: My husband accompanied someone else's wife on a trip tonight, but I was tossed by someone else's husband all night. I was immediately scared and urinated... Unexpectedly, his husband replied: I'm just accompanying my daughter on a trip. You are taking care of your son at home. Do you want to say more excitingly? . .
4. After marriage, the husband always ignores his wife. The wife endures humiliation and says to her husband sadly: "I know that you got married to me because I have money." The husband said quietly: "Wrong, it's because I don't have money."
5. The boss said: "Just do it simply." You don't believe it. The leader said, "If you have any opinions, you can raise them?" You don't believe it. The partner says: "Even if you cheat, just confess it." You don't believe it. Then why do parents say "We are so good, don't worry", "If you are happy, we are happy", "We don't need anything" and you believe it so easily?
6. Suddenly I found that the young people are too pretentious. Just a while ago, I went to a restaurant for dinner and heard a couple quarreling. I heard the man say: I've only been on a trip for a month during the summer vacation. Why did you get so bad after you come back? What did you do with me on your back? ! Then I looked back and saw that the woman was quite white. It was really, I didn't understand what the man was talking about. ~
7. Xiao Wang asked the neighbor: "Your wife is getting more and more fierce. A few days ago, I hit you in public. Today, I saw that I kicked you with my feet. What's going on?" The neighbor: "She bought a primary radar watch a few days ago, and today she bought a pair of crocodile leather shoes. What I am worried about now is that if she bought a pearl belt that day, it would not be properly untied in public."
8., travel, last night, flew to Sanya , and learned a few Sanya dialects from local friends I knew during dinner: "What are you looking at?" "What are you not convinced?" "Do you believe it?" The female colleague asked me to help pick up the express delivery, and I said: "You tell me again in the tone of speaking to my boyfriend!" The female colleague was stunned for a moment and slapped the table: "I can't go and get the express delivery for me! I'm so slow, you are looking for death!"
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