Taking the high-speed train home today, I noticed a man next to me. He was clean and well-dressed, with some traces of age on his face. Based on many years of personal behavior pattern research, psychological observation and social experience - this person's cell phone is most li

The phone is out of battery

I was riding the high-speed train home today and noticed a man next to me. He was clean and decently dressed, with a few traces of age on his face. His melancholy eyes sometimes looked out the window quietly, as if thinking about his past life; sometimes he closed his eyes slightly to give his tired body a moment to rest. Based on many years of personal behavior pattern research, psychological observation and social experience - this person's cell phone is most likely out of battery.

A person cannot hit a car.

I have a colleague who is a very addicted smoker. He can smoke at least five packs of cigarettes a day. . . I smoked for several years and unfortunately passed away. The scene at that time was very scary. My colleagues kept spurting blood from their mouths and there were a lot of blood stains on the ground... After that, I warned everyone around me to always look at the traffic lights when crossing the road. People are Can't hit a car!

Just look at looks

Love in youth is the purest. When you like someone at that time, you won’t look at how much pocket money the other person has in his pocket, you won’t pay attention to the brand the other person is wearing, you won’t ask how big the other person’s house is, and you won’t check the other person’s grades. . At that time, relationships didn't have so many impurities, and they only looked at looks.

I suspect that this cultural relic is a handmade artifact.

The phone is jealous.

Mom: "Hey, you only did your homework for one minute and then played with your phone for an hour!" Xiao Ming : "No!" Mom: "What is that!!!" Xiao Ming: "I did my homework for a minute, and then my phone got jealous, and I coaxed it for an hour." When I was about to pay the bill, the boss said: 520, and the classmate said: 500. The boss shook his head decisively and said: No, no, it’s a small business. How about I give you a 8.2% discount? Then I hit the computer for 488 yuan, and I couldn’t accept it even if I didn’t accept it!

Riot mode

Before the meeting, the boss told us: "Everyone, remember to set your mobile phones to vibrate mode!" At this time, a coworker's mobile phone suddenly heard a sweet voice: "Husband, I miss you~ Please answer the phone soon~" ring. . . The colleague was so frightened that he quickly pressed the button. The boss suppressed a smile and said, "You still have a commotion mode?"

Shopping

What I hate the most is when several people buy things together. When paying, the cashier asks, "Are they all together?" Then he pretended to be grand and reluctantly paid several people's money... Isn't it awesome?

Your husband is back.

I have been on a business trip for 2 months and arrived home this morning. My wife was still asleep in a daze. A farewell is better than a wedding. I couldn't hold back my excitement and shouted in my wife's ear: Your husband is back! Then my wife suddenly got up in panic and said, I muttered, "Go away, go away!" Then...then I silently lit a cigarette.

We knocked on the wrong door

Shortly after midnight, the police knocked on my door. I was shocked: "Oh my god, what happened? My daughter hasn't come home yet... Oh my god, no way... no!" Police officer: "I'm really sorry, sir. It did happen. A very serious accident..." I asked in horror: "What accident?" "We knocked on the wrong door..."