After three rounds of drinking, my future father-in-law said to me in a drunken state: "Xiao Wang! Tell me, on your terms, why should I hand over my daughter to you!" My son's homework in elementary school was about whether scarab beetles can grow. How old is it? As a result, the

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1. After three rounds of drinking, my future father-in-law said to me drunkenly: "Xiao Wang! Tell me, on your terms, why should I give my daughter to you!" I also replied drunkenly: "Just because of your conditions! I called you, brother! Why don't you help me?" Then the elder brother gave his younger brother a thumbs up.

2. My son’s homework in primary school was about how big can scarab beetle grow. As a result, my teacher called me today and asked where my son could find the answer...

3. What a good son!

4. Are there really many things in this world more important than money?

5. You are a full man, but you really don’t know that a hungry man is hungry!

6, 30 years later

Doctor: Your father just has a cold!

Son: Extubation!

7. Fortunately, the quality of the bicycle is good!

8. Who can tell me what the hell is waiting for me?

9. Eat spicy food?

10. Will I be paid 8,000 a month for drinking traditional Chinese medicine?

11. Just one sentence, brother, makes me feel that this girl has a story!

12, you taste it, you taste it carefully!

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We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942.

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A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

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Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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