1. Embarrassing and classic girlfriend jokes. My girlfriend acted coquettishly to me: "My dear, what am I to you?" I put down the book in my hand and said to her affectionately: "You are my world." Seeing her smile, I quietly blocked the book with my hand. Cover - "The World is F

1. Funny and classic girlfriend jokes. My girlfriend acted coquettishly to me: "My dear, what am I to you?" I put down the book in my hand and said to her affectionately: "You are my world." Seeing her smile, I quietly blocked the book with my hand. Cover - "The World is Flat".

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. When I came back from the vegetable market, my dog ​​had a piece of meat in its mouth. I think it must have been in front of the meat stall. Fortunately, the store didn't see it, otherwise it would have happened again. They asked me for money. At noon, I rummaged through my vegetable basket and couldn't find the piece of pork belly I bought. . .

3. Hilarious new jokes. Two days ago on a blind date, the girl opposite me was a bit fat, but pretty good-looking. She asked me what type of girl I like. Me: Anything is fine, but I don’t like girls who look like vase, too squeamish. The girl said: I am not the kind of girl who looks like a vase. Brother, can you look like a flower pot?

4. I went home with my wife at night and met three gangsters on the road. The gangster said that one of the two people should be kept, but I pushed my wife away and said that I should be kept! After the wife left, the gangster took off his mask and said: It's really hard to play mahjong with you. . .

5. I received a text message: "Please transfer money to a certain account." I planned to trick the person who sent such a fraudulent text message! I replied: "It doesn't matter how much you want, as long as my son is fine." After about 10 minutes, the scammer replied to me: "Brother, I am a liar. Your son is not in my hands. Please find your son quickly." !”

6. I also asked my husband: Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, who do you save first? My husband said: Try it. Just give it a try, I jumped into the water, but his mother didn’t! The two of them discussed on the shore "whether such a stupid wife should want her or not." . .

7. "Can you give me a chance? I will treat you wholeheartedly and won't make you feel lonely again. Can you promise me?" "I'm still at the company...come and pick me up." "Ah? But it's raining. "Goddess: Oh, I'm so full. Look, my belly is round." Gao Shuaifu: How about we do something to make your belly bigger tonight? Goddess: I hate it, you are so evil.

8. It is said that the word "male" means working vigorously in the fields. So what does "poor" mean? 2. The second brother is really unlucky. He can hold it in for two hours every time he feels the urge to urinate. He can't hold on for 30 seconds every time he rolls on the bed! Once I was drinking with my buddies, and both of them were drunk. They went to sleep at my house as soon as they left my house. MD, when I got up the next day, I was lying on the floor, and he was lying on the bed with my girlfriend! ! I got angry and stabbed my girlfriend with a needle.