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![Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
Being happy is not only good for physical and mental health, but also helps relieve stress. I share these ten classic jokes below, I hope you will like them. No. 10: Yesterday at noon, a male colleague went out and did not take his mobile phone with him. His wife kept calling. Th
What a joke, it’s such a funny joke
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![1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”? - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
1. Today the goddess suddenly asked me, "Do you like me?" I said, "Yes." She said, "Fart! Prove it to me." So sometimes girls' hobbies are really weird, and I have to ask Fart to prove it to her. God’s reply: What should you do if she says: “That’s nonsense, prove it to me”?
Humorous joke: There was a rich man looking for a maid, and the interview topic was going to the toilet.
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![Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
Picture 1. There are three brothers. The eldest brother is called Yi Mao, the second brother is called Er Mao, and the third brother is called Wu Mao. Ask them why this is? Did two of them die in infancy? The eldest son said awkwardly: "My parents work in a bank, and the RMB is o
Sister Xiang’s jokes: The highest level of interpersonal relationships
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![1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an
Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?
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![1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a
He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.
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![It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.
Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal
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![Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.
A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears
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![1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter
A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams
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![This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold. - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold.
This old man must be concentrating with his eyes closed.
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![Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield? God's reply: Excellent girls always have a lot of troubl - DayDayNews](https://cdn.daydaynews.cc/wp-content/themes/begin/img/loading.gif)
Before you read this article, you can click "Follow" and you can receive all kinds of hilarious content for free in the future. Thank you for your attention. God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield? God's reply: Excellent girls always have a lot of troubl
God replied: What would you do if you met her on the battlefield?
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