1 When I arrived at the classroom in the morning, I found the new teacher standing at the door to greet the students. In order to show my polite side, I prepared to say hello to the teacher... When I walked in front of me, I suddenly forgot the teacher's last name, but everyone was in front of me. He had already raised his hands, and he had an idea and said with a smile: Good morning, the charterer
2 forgot to bring her mobile phone when she went out today. When I got home to get my mobile phone, I saw my wife was angry and ignored me. I asked her, and she pointed at the phone without saying anything. I turned on my phone and saw a text message from my wife. Article 1: You forgot your cell phone at home. Article 2: Can I give you my unit? Article 3: Don’t say anything, don’t let me give it away, forget it! Article 4: I really don’t know what is good or bad! I'm ignoring you!
3 On the construction site, it’s easy to find a friend. I heard that the happiest thing on the construction site is when it rains, the power goes out, and beautiful women come! I am here today to bring glory to you. Friend: Are you a beauty? It's going uphill. Go get the passenger seat and put some weight on my car. Don't tilt your head!
4 "Honey, stop hitting me in the face. My colleagues talk about me behind my back every day, and I hear it." After saying that, my wife held my head in her arms, slapped me hard and said, "Now you should I can’t hear you!”
5 Yesterday, my little daughter told me carefully: When I grow up, I won’t have children. I’m afraid I’ll give birth to someone as naughty as me, and my heart won’t be able to bear it! It seems like... The most important thing for people is to be self-aware.
6 A friend from Inner Mongolia sent me some beef jerky. It was so delicious that I finished it in a few days. So I took a picture of the packaging bag and asked my boyfriend to buy it based on this. My boyfriend said it was quite cheap and bought me a few more bags. I thought my boyfriend was finally coming to his senses, but I regretted it the day it arrived. There is a box full of beef jerky packaging bags, and I am thinking about whether to change my boyfriend...
7 Yesterday I went to dinner with a brother, and he suddenly said that he wanted to have sex. I gave him a pack of napkins in my pocket. After a while, he came back and sat down to eat together. After dinner, I asked him for a napkin and he gave it to me. I found that he only used one. gc is coming. I wiped my mouth and asked him: Why did you only use one? He said something that made me cry. He said: When he wiped the second one, he found that it was not there, so he folded it and put it back. Put it back. .
8 On the street, while talking on the phone, an old aunt looked at me and said: What a nice girl. She seemed to have a mental problem and kept talking to herself. I pointed to the Bluetooth headset on my ear, which meant I was making a call. Old Aunt: Well, it turns out he is a long-haired man.
9 An older, unmarried young woman who has no partner yet lives in melancholy in a small place like ours. One day I broke down: You said those men who dress up as women can find boyfriends, but I am an original and authentic one, so why can’t anyone like me?
10 Daughter: Mom, there is a man chasing me and I don’t like him. How can I refuse? Mom: If you tell him that you owe 300,000 yuan and want to wait until the repayment is completed before discussing relationship issues, he will usually say okay, I will wait for you. Daughter: What if he directly says to pay it back for me? Mom: No, there has never been such a man in history. If there was, why did you refuse?
