1. Hilarious classic bus joke. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided due to crowding. The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?" The man felt confused and replied, "Do you have any medicine?" The people in the car snickered! The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?" The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?" The whole car burst into laughter! The bus driver stopped, leaned over the steering wheel and laughed!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. After 10 years, we met in Guangzhou. The girl asked me mysteriously, was my life interesting? I said no, and she said, come find me at the hotel at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. I didn't sleep much all night, so I got up early, rushed to her hotel, knocked on the door, and she welcomed me in and asked: Have you heard of Amway?
3. The author of embarrassing stories makes hilarious jokes. Donāt call yourself the author casually when speaking online. After all, how many people are writing with pens now? This vocabulary has already merged into the long river of history. God replied: What will you call yourself from now on? Key person? Xiao Ming: "Why does it rain every time during the sports meeting?" God replied: "Didn't you see that there are clouds in the three words "sports meeting"? Maybe there is rain hidden in one of them!"
4. I remember we had a classmate in junior high school named Kou. Hu, his mother is our English teacher. I havenāt seen him since high school. I heard that he changed his name a while ago (I guess he thinks Kou Hu is too tacky). His new name is Kou Taige... He really deserves to be our English teacher... (Tiger = Tiger = Taige)
5. We are all great beauties, and every click will destroy an infatuated heart; we are all vixens, who cares if online dating is real Itās not true; in secret private chats, sisters are everywhere; in crowded chat rooms, there are online romances we throw around. We have no food, no clothes, so my brother will bring them to us; no cards, no cats, but my brother will make them for us! We grew up here, and every brother is our captive soldier; if anyone wants to escape, we will fight with him to the end!
6. The young man was successful at work and had a cheerful personality, but he was always struggling to find a partner, so he went to see a Zen master for enlightenment. The Zen master glanced at him, pointed at the phone, waved his hand, and said nothing. If the young man has some enlightenment, he will kneel down and thank you and then leave. Two months later, the young man came to see the Zen master again: "I followed your advice, stay away from mobile phones, stay away from the Internet, and love life. But I still have no partner." The Zen master shook his head after hearing this: Silly~! I want you to use WeChat to shake up to date a girl!
7. Question: Has Master Kong made mobile phones? Godās reply: Master Kong has been making mobile phones for many years. If you donāt believe me, just pronounce the three characters āMaster Kongā backwards and see what they mean. Apple is getting longer and longer, Samsung is getting bigger and bigger, Nokia is getting harder and harder, so that girls donāt know which one to buy. . . Godās reply: Buy domestic products, the vibration will be good.
8. She has always wanted to experience the feeling of walking in the rain with me. Finally, we waited for the long-awaited heavy rain. We had a tacit understanding that we didnāt bring an umbrella on our date that day. But we didn't get along happily that day, and she also caught a cold, but I didn't. Because I wore a raincoat.
