1. Jingjianyu In ancient times, there was a prostitute (a beautiful woman who was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry, poetry) who went to a barbecue restaurant with her friends to eat barbecue just after get off work. Then they were beaten by several people

1.Jingjianyu

In ancient times, there was a prostitute (a beautiful woman who was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, poetry and song). She went to a barbecue restaurant with her friends to have barbecue just after get off work. Then they were beaten by several people who were also eating barbecue. A local gangster harassed me (asked for my address and invited me to drink).

There were three ruffians in total, and there were four of them...

After returning home, the prostitute cried and asked in the mirror: "Why? Why? Why!"

. There are "no" supermarkets that sell slippers

Wearing them today When I went to the supermarket to buy slippers for these shoes, the supermarket proprietress asked me to wear a mask and show me my green code. When I was going through the green code, I said: "Madam boss, I don't have any slippers."

The lady boss looked at my shoes and said, "Young people, it's normal to be poor."

I asked: "Where are you? Are there any slippers for sale?"

The proprietress said: "Slippers are very expensive. Young people should save some money. By the way, where is your green code?"

I took off the mask and asked a friend in a high-risk area for a code. I showed the screenshot to the boss lady and left.

3. A gift for readers

I received a book from a friend two days ago, saying that he wished me a happy birthday in advance, and then the book was regarded as a gift.

When unpacking, I slowly took out the book, because my friend said this book was very valuable. Then I saw the words "Golden Vase" on the cover of the book.

After thinking about it carefully, I quickly pulled out the whole book, and it turned out to be the lot from the golden urn.

4. Gravity

One day Newton was sleeping under an apple tree, and then a ripe apple knocked him awake.

From now on, Newton will not sleep under the apple tree.

5. Mobile phone

A couple of days ago, a couple next door had an argument. Wow, the couple wanted to smash everything in their house, including pots, pans, TVs and refrigerators. Then the two couples walked out of the room and squatted on the ground looking at their phones. After a while, their child came back from school and ran into the room when he saw them like this. He took out his mobile phone and went to play with his classmates.