1. One day my girlfriend asked me: "What do you think I look like?"
I replied: "I am beautiful from the bottom of my heart!"
My girlfriend looked shy and said, "I hate it!"
I added without fear of death: " But you can’t even tell if the surface is messy!”
2. I bought two new sets of clothes. I feel pretty good about myself and feel a lot more confident when I wear them.
As soon as I arrived at the company in the morning, my colleague came over and asked, "Where did you buy the nice clothes?"
Before I could answer, he muttered in a low voice: "He looks quite ugly, but the clothes are not bad."
I waved He waved his sleeves and said: "Are you talking about the narration? Just whisper it in your mind, why say it out loud?"
3. Anti-pornography and gangsterism cannot exist in the United States. Just saying it out loud is suspected of serious racial discrimination.
4. On a certain train, a person searched for a long time but could not find his seat, so he asked the flight attendant: "I am 2B, where am I?", and the flight attendant said: "You are 2B, 2B is over there!" ”
5. After listening, how should I answer?
6. These three people entered the detention center. Who will Liu Mei deliver food to first?
7. People with better temperaments are more likely to find errors in pictures.
8. When I pour someone a drink, the other person covers the mouth of the glass with his hand and says I am not qualified to pour it for him. How can I resolve this issue cleverly?
9. What’s even more outrageous is that this medicine is for the sun
10.20.1 yuan, which is a dime more than others
11. Three-headed dog of hell?
12. Find some children and tell them never to take out the wood inside.
13. How many boyfriends do you have?
14. In the first year of junior high school, I was very powerful at home. In the second grade of junior high school, I left my hometown in the snow.
15. The store is afraid of selling out.
16. Go back! Go back and be an uncle
17. Now I can confirm that it is a real human customer service
18. Why can’t sweet potatoes be eaten as a staple food?
19. Soul torture from Uncle Wang
20. Why do some sentences come with BGM?
