Ten paragraphs: old man, quickly lock the door, the mopping up is coming again

1 I got depression , go to check, the doctor said to pay 800, I was fine on the spot

2 Today my daughter-in-law called her mother and said we will be there in a while. Just listen to the phone saying, old man, quickly lock the door, and the raid is coming again.

3 The weather is not hot enough. I just made a cup of tea and put it on the table. My colleague drank it as soon as I picked it up. It was so hot that it was so hot that dead pigs would be afraid of being hot.

4 I want to go to bed early tonight. I dreamed of you in my dream last night. In my dream, you were very enthusiastic, but I was awakened by urine. See if I can continue to dream of you.

5 My sister asked the child: What do you want to say when someone gives you something? The child said: Are there any more?

6 When I heard you say: Are you still married? That surprised expression. Suddenly I feel that I am quite good, and I have been hiding for so long, so that you all mistakenly believe that I am married.

7 When others wake up in the morning, their phones are all morning, good morning, baby. I woke up in the morning and my mobile phone was fully charged

8 I still remember that year, I met a female classmate in the same class, and wrote my name in a notebook. I thought she liked me, but later She was found to be a disciplinary committee member.

9 had a small meat bag on his head, and hurried to the hospital. The doctor said it was a tumor, so he asked him what impact he had on his daily life.He said, "Washing your hair is not smooth", and he was taken aback for a while...The doctor is so humorous!

10 Saying that fifteen years ago, all messages were short messages, but short messages were charged. Once I sent a message to a friend and asked him, do you have a phone number from Wang? This buddy gave me a reply that made me vomit blood: Yes