Little humor: Chongyang storm

On the 9th day of September , Uncle Li got up late as usual. When he got up, he saw hot dumplings in the pot, but his wife, who was ten years younger than him, disappeared.

Uncle Li finished washing his face and brushing his teeth, and took out dumplings and sat on the door pier to eat. Hi! People are old and useless. Fortunately, they have a daughter-in-law as their company. She is younger than herself. She can wash pots and pans, wash and cook.

The old man once passed by the door with a basket with his big head in his hand, and yelled, "West (eat)"?

"Eating".

used to be big-headed and slurred. It was like this when he was young, and the neighbors were accustomed to it.

Zeng Datou turned around and walked to Uncle Li, looked into the inner room with a fascinating look, and asked: "Lin Shao (sister-in-law) is not at home"?

Uncle Li was probably choked by a dumpling, rolled his eyes up, and rolled his mouthpiece: "Well, I don't know where it's going."

"You don’t know what to say. Today is the love man ( Chongyang ) festival. The village old benevolence (people) association organized the old benevolence (people) to go to the reason (tour) early in the morning, listen to the (say) There are twenty or thirty benevolence (people) for men and women."

The three words "love man's day" made Uncle Li choked again. What a mess, it's an old man, an old lady, and a "love man"! It's no wonder my Lin Yan is active, how decent it is! This matter can’t be ignored. Ask the big head: "Who brought it?" To catch a "thief" you must catch your head.

Zeng Datou replied: "I heard that Director Chen Fu, he will match (lead the team)"

is still correct? ! It's really lawless!

Uncle Li ate the dumplings hastily, and Zhugen walking stick went to the village to ask the cadres.

The village secretary Ling Sheng is at the village department, sitting in front of the computer "tick tack tack" not knowing what he is printing.

Uncle Li asked blankly: "I heard that there is a love story today and that Director Chen is right. I don't understand, it's not a mess"?

Secretary Ling politely asked Uncle Li to sit down and said, "Say something slowly," and then asked, "Who said it?"

Uncle Li replied: "Zeng Datou said it."

Secretary Ling laughed and explained patiently: "Master, it's not a love affair, it's Chongyang Festival , Ninth Chongyang Festival in early September is a festival to care for the elderly".

"Oh..." The uncle came to the realization.