These Unexpected Hilarious God-level Comments Part 180

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01. Encounters on the subway

02. Two moods

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05. The difference between the first and third grades

06. What is the illusion of

Comment: I can fight back, there is no one in the grass, she likes me.

07. Which one do you choose?

08. Must ask the price

09. Can I still refuse?

10. Feel bad instantly!

11. Who can understand my mood

12.

is the king of glory,

Or the whole body twitches at the beginning, especially nervous. What's wrong with this?

Comment: The phone is leaking.

13. Which girl has "ball" in her name?

14. One poem for two purposes!

15. Did you find the object?

16. What are the first eight miracles?

17. The daily life of the Hengdian bus

18.

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19. Why buy Wangzi milk in the middle of the night?

20. Either ugly or...

21. So many chat records!

22. The plot in the TV series has been staged in reality!

23. How to reply to her?

24.

I have a colleague who wants to drink a little gasoline every day,He said that it can cure his stomachache . It's real gasoline. It's terrible. It should be regarded as a pica.

Comment: When he breathes, you can light it up.

25. Domineering resignation application

26. Just bought furniture

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28. The barber shop in my village

29. Changes from freshman to senior

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_strong p. You can go to the classroom for self-study if the current is limited. The classroom is all empty. My reaction is so slow that I reacted.

Commentary: Can you continue to learn without the atmosphere group?

31. This scene seems to be seen in a movie!

32. What is his purpose of changing the door?

33. I just bought three air conditioners

34. This is the first time I saw such a lazy person _strong20pstrongp
img 35 .See this after night shift,How to do?

36.

I really don’t understand, why are there security guards in the bank? If there are robbers, do you expect someone with a salary of 3,000 a month to block bullets for you?

comment: The security office is more familiar than the lobby manager. Moreover, security is the only position that handles business operations efficiently. I have not introduced you to wealth management products.

37. Fortunately, home hygiene is all cleaned by me

38. Why write a "force"

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40. Don't be nearsighted, otherwise glasses can't be matched!

41. People can’t look good

42.

is a 34-year-old man who wants to ask for a divorce suddenly, when he wants to ask about it I've got my mind, what's the biggest possibility?

Comment: Maybe maybe maybe,Even you still think this is "suddenly without warning"!

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47. Tact as you

48. (I’m not a beautiful single boss) ? Friends give me some tips!

Comment: Refer to how the marshal of the canopy became .

49. Mini train

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51. What can this car do?

52. What does its eyes mean?

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Comment: brother,The last cup! Just the last one!

55. What should I do if I see this information?

56. See inexplicably sad

58. Why did you not come?

59. The intelligence system in the village is functioning normally!

60.

Why does the master always leave for a while when installing broadband?

Comment: went to search for the installation tutorial!

61. Online dating has overturned

62. Any other tricks?

63. Beauty mass production workshop

64. Talents

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66.

Leading WeChat to send "Thank you",As an employee, how should I answer?

Comment: It is because of the leadership that you lead well, otherwise we don’t have to work so hard!

67. Watch the ball game up close

68. Bathing the dog in the middle of the night

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70. The way a straight man apologizes to his girlfriend

71. Hilarious

_p. The meeting, what do you say in the first sentence after coming to the stage?"

Comment: The meeting is over, thank you!

73. All are artifacts

74. The ceiling of the fat world

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