Netizens commented: How can I be euphemistic about leaving girls overnight?

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What would you do?

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I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at - DayDayNews

I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze. At first glance, this should have many years of martial arts skills, it’s amazing. What are you talking about? Can you piss me off with a louder voice? Look at

A moment of relaxation: I thought you were going to perform alone fishing for snow in the cold river, but I didn't expect it to be just bronze

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Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight. - DayDayNews

Bad brat, how many times did grandpa have you dreamed? Emperor Zhang suddenly woke up and looked around. The gloomy and terrifying environment in the last second turned into a classroom in an instant. . . . . No money to fight.

A very pleasant and funny novel

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Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation? - DayDayNews

Let’s feel it together: Ghost: I’m panicked and help me! Staff: I’m afraid I’ve never seen a man. This is really funny and I can't help it. Female ghost: Is there any such operation?

"The most unforgettable experience in a haunted house! Ghost: Why can't my coffin board be opened???"

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The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "A white-b

Funny riddle: An old man with a bag of black beans, he walked while leaking (animal)

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It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock - DayDayNews

It rained, and continued to lie at home. My little aunt woke up at five in the morning. She is like this. She can’t wake up at eight or nine in weekdays. She just urges her to wake up by brushing her teeth and washing her face. On rest days, you can wake up at five or six o'clock

What we practice is going well

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Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha. - DayDayNews

Is this shower head all sour? Why are you haunted here in the middle of the night? Camel: This hair looks quite delicious, come and try it. The baby doesn't know it's flour, haha.

A moment of relaxation: Is this shower head so crazy? Why is it haunted here in the middle of the night?

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Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it. - DayDayNews

Do you still remember the first time you drank bottled pure water? I remember it very deeply! In 1998, when I was in my second year of high school, after playing physical education class, a few of our best buddies went to the school convenience store to buy water and drink it.

Do you remember the first time you drank bottled pure water?

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Look at how easy it is, how come you are so troublesome? Do you still not answer the answer when you see such a dedicated young lady? Squad leader, you can't be biased, you also want help here. - DayDayNews

Look at how easy it is, how come you are so troublesome? Do you still not answer the answer when you see such a dedicated young lady? Squad leader, you can't be biased, you also want help here.

A moment of relaxation: Look at how easy it is, how come it is so troublesome to you

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Beauties pay attention when watching their children, and they have tanned them. Good guy, this has completely made you a convenient channel. Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. If it was stuffed into a fish as big as it was, would it be indigestion? - DayDayNews

Beauties pay attention when watching their children, and they have tanned them. Good guy, this has completely made you a convenient channel. Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. If it was stuffed into a fish as big as it was, would it be indigestion?

Suddenly it was like a snake swallowing an elephant. Will it be indigestion if it was stuffed into such a big fish?

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Can you still pay the bill? Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just coming to anger me? Hedgehog: I suddenly came to play today and suddenly came to me with something! - DayDayNews

Can you still pay the bill? Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just coming to anger me? Hedgehog: I suddenly came to play today and suddenly came to me with something!

Do you really care about me? Why do I think you are just here to get angry with me?

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