God replied: There used to be old people with high prestige in the countryside. Why are there no more?

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My laptop has no screen. Mom, you hurt me.

Don't let a boyfriend like this

Each eye is dry

4p is really a star?

Do you know the stem of the first cup of milk tea after autumn?

The service attitude of the artificial lady is good!

This is the blessing of nature!

Why don't I see the lobster?

It seems that you are the leader’s focus!

What is the speed of the flying man?

CDs in the past, there is no need for any intersection in the future!

The requirements are too high, the poor monks can't do it!

Didn’t you check your DNA?

Isn't this foot your mother

Takeaway boy,Are you sure you are in a conspicuous place?

Just talk about it, don’t take it seriously

Will there be a future for a male-only earth

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1 yuan? It doesn't seem to be enough!

The battle between humans and animals is about to begin!

Cold cactus?

What will happen if it is withdrawn?

Just go down and apologize, they are all considerate!

Are you on Mars?

People are evil to ghosts, what have you experienced?

Do you know now?

Just do not lose money!

You can save, you can save, you can sit and not lie down!

Wearing a mask, who knows I have 5 million!

Can your industry make a fortune?

The method of raising one hundred thousand yuan,Ask for advice!

Distress signal, have you learned it?

Is this not getting old in the village?

Is the e-commerce cold?

See the help of netizens, open the forest!

ancient poetry pairings, the next sentence?

The correct way to teach children, have you learned?

Your grandma's hairstyle!

It really can't be opened on the road, and I can't put it back after reading it!

can’t deadlift!

Who are you going to cure at night?

Beauty: How come a man keeps looking at me?

See you in one month, remember to miss me!

Come out of the wall!

People who don’t chat with you are for your sake!

Are you responding to the national call?

Change a girlfriend who likes Audi?

God’s reply: In the past, there were always very prestigious old people in rural areas.Why is there no more now?

Dad's blood pressure medicine is ready, let me talk about it!

Do you know how to attach a seat belt?

Can lawyer He speak for free?

Add three strokes to form one character in the picture below. Can you do it?

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Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939. - DayDayNews

Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939.

I celebrate National Day vs. Others celebrate National Day | Cold jokes 2297 & Last year today 1939

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"Suddenly I feel sick and come to me" reading guide: Yu Xiang×Yu Pinyan The heroine is in a wheelchair in the early stage and returns to normal later stage. The heroine is sick and beautiful, and she turns her face faster than reading. The golden fingers are wide open, and the sw - DayDayNews

"Suddenly I feel sick and come to me" reading guide: Yu Xiang×Yu Pinyan The heroine is in a wheelchair in the early stage and returns to normal later stage. The heroine is sick and beautiful, and she turns her face faster than reading. The golden fingers are wide open, and the sw

Tweet today! The romantic book nerd "Suddenly as if sick and a night" Jiu Xiaoqi "Waves"

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I have to say that you are a bit eye-catching. A whale fell and everything is born. This is what you should say. Have you ever received such a red envelope at your wedding? What kind of value is worthy of such a bathroom? When you encounter such a situation, your mood will be ins - DayDayNews

I have to say that you are a bit eye-catching. A whale fell and everything is born. This is what you should say. Have you ever received such a red envelope at your wedding? What kind of value is worthy of such a bathroom? When you encounter such a situation, your mood will be ins

Little girl, I don’t know how to pay attention when sleeping in the company. This posture makes my colleagues see it so embarrassingly

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I will give you full marks on why Li Bai didn’t reply to Du Fu. After the game, the reporter interviewed Chinese women's basketball athlete Han Xu. Chinese netizens are really talented and have a great comment! - DayDayNews

I will give you full marks on why Li Bai didn’t reply to Du Fu. After the game, the reporter interviewed Chinese women's basketball athlete Han Xu. Chinese netizens are really talented and have a great comment!

Daily life of Shasai netizens: Nowadays, quarrels are so high-end

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A and B went out together, A caught a cold... At night, everyone slept on the same bed, A slept in the middle. In the middle of the night... B: I will notify us next time. Half an hour later, A: Pay attention. B and B heard this and quickly got into the quilt and confirmed that t - DayDayNews

A and B went out together, A caught a cold... At night, everyone slept on the same bed, A slept in the middle. In the middle of the night... B: I will notify us next time. Half an hour later, A: Pay attention. B and B heard this and quickly got into the quilt and confirmed that t

Hilarious joke: A classmate's feet in our dormitory in college are very smelly, and the kind of odor they are full of conscience

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This should be the basic operation after arguing with my husband. The aunt in the city is very happy. The uncle who drives a tractor in the village is also very happy. I have to say that your skills are really showing me. In order to get New Year's money, you have passed the show - DayDayNews

This should be the basic operation after arguing with my husband. The aunt in the city is very happy. The uncle who drives a tractor in the village is also very happy. I have to say that your skills are really showing me. In order to get New Year's money, you have passed the show

The girl hasn't arrived yet. If you have anything to do, please tell me. Don't rush to get off the bus first.

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1. I saw the black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate. - DayDayNews

1. I saw the black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate.

Humorous joke: When you grow up, you will knock down whoever you fall in love. How great it is

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Come on, let's give you a look. As long as the three of us stand here, there will definitely be food. As we all know, when a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears. - DayDayNews

Come on, let's give you a look. As long as the three of us stand here, there will definitely be food. As we all know, when a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears.

As we all know, if a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears.

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1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe - DayDayNews

1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe

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The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is

There is an iron lock, at the door every day, good people let it go, and thieves see it walking (beat an animal)

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