How should I shake the pot if I dare not move in my seat? Netizen: Who pulled shit into my pants?

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A fish with wings, you should see it for the first time

Who knows what kind of chicken this is and why the hat is so special

So what is his leg?

There are more than 100 dishes per dish, it is better to eat hot pot

Who knows what it is doing

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Now Evergrande’s disks are all so leisurely

Because there are no animals that treat humans as prey

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cat, such a big litter box, when do I have to use it

big brother, where is your mana,You have to do it yourself

Experienced people are different

What should we do if we encounter such a situation

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better not to look back

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If the wire falls on the rails, is it true that the railways all over the world will be live

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When I went to grandma's house, when grandma heard that you did not eat breakfast

If you guessed it right, this should be just picked up the car soon

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Where are you stupid?

What name should be changed

Every salary is arranged clearly

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4I just took a step and the slumber came out. I dare not move in my seat now. The room is full of smells. The teacher is not teaching anymore. I smell them one by one. What should I do!

young man, let’s listen to someone’s advice

years are to kill pigs. If you don’t believe you, humans will be shrunk

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Tong Xiangyu is so stingy, are you squeezing your own employees

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1 can only help you remote teaching here

So if I lose one of my hair, don’t even want to open your barbershop

You will not get old when you use your brain, can you guess all the idioms?

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(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo - DayDayNews

(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo

Accomplices are too powerful 8

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We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942. - DayDayNews

We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942.

Does foreigners feel like this when I write essays? | Cold jokes 2300 & Last year today 1942

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A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line. - DayDayNews

A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

Daily life of a sand sculpture netizen: Only one day after learning

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Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If - DayDayNews

Young man, don’t you feel spicy when you eat this way? Do you make eggs like this taste better? Dog, who will explain how insecure it is to use such equipment at home? Which brother’s mask is dropped off? Cat: This is really fun, it’s not that my father can’t do such a thing. If

Brother, let’s not dress like this when we catch a fish. It’s so embarrassing to be seen.

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I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao - DayDayNews

I joined a new company. A female colleague often talked to me and gave me a cup of hot milk tea from time to time. I was moved to tears, so I took her decisively and took her down. Not long after dating, she took me home. When her mother saw me, she said excitedly: "Qian Nian Dao

100 funny jokes and jokes (17)

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Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me? - DayDayNews

Please stick the slogan in the kitchen. Who said that Zhanggui Tong’s clothes look like shrimp dumplings! Once he accepted this setting...Mother-in-law: Isn’t anyone really speaking for me?

Lie to my mother that she was pregnant to escape school? Hahahahahahahaha I'm crazy

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1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic blind dates and funny jokes. What I encountered last night was really strange. First, the girl who had an appointment for a blind date did not come, and then a woman I didn’t know walked into the restaurant and looked at me and then left. It was so inexplicab

Hilarious classic blind date funny jokes, embarrassing girlfriend funny jokes

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1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic class funny jokes, the teacher asked in chemistry class: What is sodium? The classmates looked at each other in silence. The chemistry teacher was a little angry and raised the volume and said: What is sodium? Suddenly the teacher's phone rang: It was a magic

Hilarious classic class funny jokes, hilarious movie funny classic jokes

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★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin - DayDayNews

★What is the previous sentence "Peals on the road want to break their souls"? God’s reply: The streets are full of cars getting drunk. ★ "Swish"! I stood in front of you and looked at you affectionately. What would you do? God replied: You scared me again! ★The first drink I thin

Q&A (God's reply)

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Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor! - DayDayNews

Girls, are you here to joke? I won't tell you what happened in the future. Let's take a look at the large-tonnage water waist. The sisters are married and there are too many girlfriends, so we can only pull them with a tractor!

I stayed there for a few days before I found out that there was this thing under the bed. Now the landlord should not be deducted from the deposit, right?

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