God Critic Hilarious Collection: My girlfriend just wants to invite the whole village to dinner, what's wrong with her?

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How many hours did you take the longest train? How did you get through that time?

"I am in charge of this matter" Isn't it the one who is in the back, the leader will not do it?

The little S is a man[shocked] _h11h4
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I think of Mr. Cao Dewang said: Everyone thought I was busy in the office, but in fact I was sleeping with the door closed. Hahaha

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever said by your ex?

They said they are in love, what else can we talk about?

High-end hunters often use...

The original human evolved superpowers, but they were treated as a disease p2 _p img[img face]

Mosquito: Are you polite? [Making face]

There are not many such honest reviews, haha!

Do young people now know how to play like this? [Tear Ben]

I think it’s not good to come out and bring harm to the world, right? Will driving this far in one breath hurt San's car?

Don’t be so pessimistic,What if people say that one meter and four is a waist circumference [face cover]

Is your girlfriend also randomly switching between these two states [Tear Ben]

Ask her to buy it Have you got your train ticket home?

Hunter or prey, just look at the problem from a different angle, haha

If you have this privilege, what would you do?

If you don’t even pass this level, how can you be forgiven by your girlfriend [face-to-face]

This may be the owner of 20span Cadillac tears _span ]

The girlfriend just wants to invite the whole village to eat, what's wrong with her?

I suspect that I have taken a fake nine-year compulsory education [Muface]

do you know how much you can make? Tell me, what does the Five Sacred Mountains have? I confess that I lost [tears Ben]

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Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939. - DayDayNews

Others are refreshed every day. I get mentally ill every day. I just answered a call from a liar, and I was bored and told her that I might as well accept it if you change the way of cheating. Reasons for not going home during the National Day holiday | Last year today 1939.

I celebrate National Day vs. Others celebrate National Day | Cold jokes 2297 & Last year today 1939

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"Suddenly I feel sick and come to me" reading guide: Yu Xiang×Yu Pinyan The heroine is in a wheelchair in the early stage and returns to normal later stage. The heroine is sick and beautiful, and she turns her face faster than reading. The golden fingers are wide open, and the sw - DayDayNews

"Suddenly I feel sick and come to me" reading guide: Yu Xiang×Yu Pinyan The heroine is in a wheelchair in the early stage and returns to normal later stage. The heroine is sick and beautiful, and she turns her face faster than reading. The golden fingers are wide open, and the sw

Tweet today! The romantic book nerd "Suddenly as if sick and a night" Jiu Xiaoqi "Waves"

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I have to say that you are a bit eye-catching. A whale fell and everything is born. This is what you should say. Have you ever received such a red envelope at your wedding? What kind of value is worthy of such a bathroom? When you encounter such a situation, your mood will be ins - DayDayNews

I have to say that you are a bit eye-catching. A whale fell and everything is born. This is what you should say. Have you ever received such a red envelope at your wedding? What kind of value is worthy of such a bathroom? When you encounter such a situation, your mood will be ins

Little girl, I don’t know how to pay attention when sleeping in the company. This posture makes my colleagues see it so embarrassingly

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I will give you full marks on why Li Bai didn’t reply to Du Fu. After the game, the reporter interviewed Chinese women's basketball athlete Han Xu. Chinese netizens are really talented and have a great comment! - DayDayNews

I will give you full marks on why Li Bai didn’t reply to Du Fu. After the game, the reporter interviewed Chinese women's basketball athlete Han Xu. Chinese netizens are really talented and have a great comment!

Daily life of Shasai netizens: Nowadays, quarrels are so high-end

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A and B went out together, A caught a cold... At night, everyone slept on the same bed, A slept in the middle. In the middle of the night... B: I will notify us next time. Half an hour later, A: Pay attention. B and B heard this and quickly got into the quilt and confirmed that t - DayDayNews

A and B went out together, A caught a cold... At night, everyone slept on the same bed, A slept in the middle. In the middle of the night... B: I will notify us next time. Half an hour later, A: Pay attention. B and B heard this and quickly got into the quilt and confirmed that t

Hilarious joke: A classmate's feet in our dormitory in college are very smelly, and the kind of odor they are full of conscience

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This should be the basic operation after arguing with my husband. The aunt in the city is very happy. The uncle who drives a tractor in the village is also very happy. I have to say that your skills are really showing me. In order to get New Year's money, you have passed the show - DayDayNews

This should be the basic operation after arguing with my husband. The aunt in the city is very happy. The uncle who drives a tractor in the village is also very happy. I have to say that your skills are really showing me. In order to get New Year's money, you have passed the show

The girl hasn't arrived yet. If you have anything to do, please tell me. Don't rush to get off the bus first.

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1. I saw the black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate. - DayDayNews

1. I saw the black female driver everywhere. I couldn't help but want to complain. It's been almost 7 years since I got the certificate.

Humorous joke: When you grow up, you will knock down whoever you fall in love. How great it is

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Come on, let's give you a look. As long as the three of us stand here, there will definitely be food. As we all know, when a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears. - DayDayNews

Come on, let's give you a look. As long as the three of us stand here, there will definitely be food. As we all know, when a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears.

As we all know, if a dog has a master, its combat power can exceed that of two bears.

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1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe - DayDayNews

1. "Sacrifice for love" A: "I heard that the girlfriend you are from is going to sacrifice for love. Is this true?" B: "Yes, she told me that she would rather die than marry me!" 2. "Centipede Traveling" A young man especially likes to play with pets. That day he bought a centipe

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The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "There is

There is an iron lock, at the door every day, good people let it go, and thieves see it walking (beat an animal)

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