Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun

2021/09/1020:01:02 funny 2026

1. Tomorrow is Teacher's Day. In the evening, my mother said to the kindergarten son: Tomorrow Teacher's Day, I won't be here. Your sister-in-law will come to pick you up. The son said angrily: "Teacher picks up, Sister picks up, which one will pick me up?"

2. Teacher's Day, as a teacher, she received a lot of flowers and was very happy, so she called her best friend: "I will accept There are a lot of flowers...I also put a few bunches under the place where I hung your photo, so you can smell it!"

3. Teachers and students celebrate together. Student: "Teacher, today is Teacher's Day. You will not lose your temper, right?" Teacher: "No." Student: "Okay, I played a game last night, so I should sleep for one lesson!"

4. Son: "Dad, give me ten dollars and buy a gift for the teacher." Dad: "You don't need to buy it, you will not receive it if you buy the teacher." Son: "Why?" Dad: "The teacher is under the sun The most glorious career will not do things that don't see the sun like receiving gifts."

5. Teacher's Day, the reporter interviewed a teacher. Reporter: "Teacher's Day is here, what is your biggest wish?" Teacher: "I look forward to taking a good rest." Reporter: "Have your wish come true?" Teacher: "It's come true, at 11 o'clock in the evening, you can finally rest.

6. Playing with mobile phones in high school was confiscated by the teacher. In the afternoon, he was called to the office and gave him a severe meal. After finally finishing the training, the teacher pointed his finger on the phone at the desk and said, "Take it back." I was so dizzy at that time. I looked up at a box of beautifully packaged moon cakes on the table and was very grateful. , I completely forgot my mobile phone, and ran away as soon as I picked up the mooncake...

7. Teacher's Day is here, and students send flowers to their favorite teachers. Almost everyone received red rose , but Professor Wang only received a bunch of carnation . He held this bunch of carnations and stood at the top of the stairs and shouted: "Could it be that I am so ugly that I only deserve to be given carnations?" After shouting, he looked at the corridor below and found an old man with white beard and hair. The principal was holding a bunch of bigger carnations and staring at him blankly.

8. The teacher said: "Tomorrow is Teacher's Day. If students want to send gifts to the teacher,Don't go outside to buy, the school's canteen has a lot of new goods and they are all ready. "The next day, the students gave most of notebooks, pencils, pencil sharpeners, erasers...

9. There was a teacher with a cheerful personality. The students liked him very much, and he was very casual and unrestrained in front of him. On Teacher’s Day one year, his classmates sent him greeting cards, which were quietly stuffed into the cracks of his house to surprise him. After class, he returned home and saw the greeting cards. He was really happy. Open the greeting card. Look, it says: "Teacher: Today is your birthday, I wish you a happy holiday! ". Smiled and said: "Unexpectedly, my birthday should be set by the country."

10. On Teacher’s Day, Xiaoqiang, who was bored in class, gave the teacher a space gift. He soon received a reply: “Thank you, and bring your phone to my office after class. "


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews


Find a few jokes about Teacher's Day, celebrate the festival for yourself, and have fun - DayDayNews

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