Wisdom in the folk 27 "Four Top Jokes"

1 What is success?

What is success?

A: been reused;

B: accumulated wealth;

C: earned a reputation;

Ding: the establishment of faith ;

amyl: got a love;

has: training a good child,

Geng: to become the president;

Xin: to achieve a dream ... …

Marx smiled: Where is so much trouble? Come see me later,Is success!

2 rewards

who dares to jump into the crocodile pool and live on the bank and say that he wants a reward of 1 million .

died to 5 million.

No one dares to jump.

There was a sudden "plop", and one person jumped into the pool.

I saw him being chased by a crocodile and swimming fast, his face was pale, and he swam to the opposite bank desperately. After receiving 1 million, he was so angry: who pushed me down?

His wife smiled and said: It's me.

So later there was the phrase "Behind every successful man, there is a good woman."

critical moment, you can push a ~

3 out of question

a relatively professor and farmers on the train And sit, while boring.

Professor said: If I ask a question, if you don’t know it, give me 5 yuan; if you ask a question, if I don’t know, how about 500 yuan?

Farmers agree.

Professor asked: How far is the moon from the earth?

The farmers handed the professor 5 yuan without saying a word.

The farmer asked: What kind of animal is it with three legs up the mountain and four legs down the mountain?

Professor has no answer,Helpless to give the farmers 500 yuan.

The farmer took the money and was ready to go to bed.

Professor asked: What kind of animal is the three-legged mountain and the four-legged mountain?

The farmer handed the professor 5 yuan without saying a word, and then went to bed.

Hahaha! Low academic qualifications and high IQ, so wise!

4 six-episode TV series

first episode

Today I went to the bank ATM to withdraw money, I Lao Li and his wife who I knew also came to withdraw the money, only to hear his wife say to him: "I'm going to enter the password, please stand up!"

Lao Li really withdrew Go aside.I thought to myself, this lady is pretty powerful, which means that women are in charge of the accounts!

After hearing only three beeps, the woman turned and said to Lao Li: "Okay, I'm done losing, you lose the next three places!" _span11p _p _p2

Ouch! I rely on, it's really eye-opening, it turns out to be mutual restraint and mutual supervision... high, it is really high!

second episode

3 I clicked the and I clicked the span9sp

suddenly I am stupid! A great master, it's a demon! Lao Li, you admire me so much!

Episode 3

The old lady just took out the money from his wife Li. Slap on the face:

"What the hell are you doing? Do you dare to play with your old lady behind your back! The buttons sound 9 times,"6 others, 9 are you? My mother suspected you for a long time! "

witnessed this scene, I was transfixed!

Episode IV

talk of the town in the moment at a loss, woman continues Go crazy:

"My mother lost 520 last time (I love you), this time I lost 748 (go to death), you can take out the money, awesome you! What's the password? Don't say, you are scrapped!

Old Li cautiously spit out six numbers: "438438" (dead three-eight, three-eight).

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