Cultured and in-depth jokes, brief humor, leisure and boredom

1. When your life is not going your way, don't panic. Just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

Second, I don't hate life, I hate life without money.

3. When in love, you should let your boyfriend cook, let him wash dishes, let him do laundry, and let him make money. Girls should work harder, be responsible for eating, drinking, and buying.

4. I used to be a very emotional person, but now that I have lost my feelings, I found out that I am just a very heavy person!

5. Who said you have no perseverance, haven't you persisted in being single for decades?

6. When I was young, someone from the same village called me the ugly duckling, and I felt very happy, because when I grew up, I would become a white swan. But I didn't expect that now they call me ugly duck.

Seven, "Boss, how much is this dress?" "15 yuan!" "Boss, will you do business? Don't let others bargain!" I knew that his private money was discovered by his wife again.

Nine, China's top ten outstanding people: ① other people's children; ② other people's fathers; ③ other people's mothers; ④ other people's husbands; ; ⑧ other people's companies; ⑨ other people's leaders; ⑩ other people's employees.

Ten, failure is the mother of success, but unfortunately, the six parents of success do not recognize it.

Eleven, they all say that my face is too big, and they want me to say that their hearts are too small.

12. When I am sad, I open my wallet. There is nothing in my wallet. I am balanced. At least I still have a wallet, but there is nothing in my wallet.

13. When you feel that you are ugly, poor and worthless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

14. I work so hard to make my boss live a better life.

15. Just now, a very beautiful girl was in front of me. We met for a long time. No one broke the peace. It was not until my hands were tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

16. There used to be a fat man. I heard that yoga can help you lose weight. The emperor paid off. After two months, he became a soft fat man.

17. Why do some people ask for dozens of items to be listed? My standard for choosing a mate is three words: Please.

Eighteen, I just made a divination for myself, the five elements lack housing, life lacks land, Cary lacks money, and love lacks love.

Nineteen, parents are really amazing creatures. They believe any rumors in the circle of friends, but they will debunk the nonsense you make up at a glance.

Twenty, you don't have to come across the ocean to see me, just send your half-year savings to my Alipay.

21. When I was a child, people always called me ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I didn't want to go up there and fought them. After that, I never heard anyone calling me ugly because I was beaten deaf by them.

Twenty-two, when I was beaten as a child, I said to myself: "It is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge in ten years." Ten years later, I went to take revenge, and I was beaten again.

23. Hokkien and Northeastern people play the idiom Solitaire is like this: the heart is attached to each other, the "yin" thief is the father, the "father" hurts each other, and the "harm" thinks about it!

24. After getting married, I found that my wife would squeeze toothpaste for me occasionally in the morning, but the day was not fixed, so I decided to ask: "What did you decide to squeeze toothpaste for me?" Wife: "Sometimes I squeeze too much, It's a pity to drop the sink, just scrape it with your toothbrush..."