Those pieces of sand sculpture novels, almost spit out the rice after reading them

2021/04/1822:24:06 funny 932

halfway through the address book

I just remembered that I don’t have a boyfriend

it’s okay

keep going _p I just play

!

In order to withstand the punches and kicks of life

I went to find some online novels to read

Some authors are simply rubbing our IQ on the ground

hahahahahaha !

These sand sculpture bridge sections are so happy! ! !

laughed so that my stomach was pumping

years of old constipation have been resolved

[dog head] Warm reminder: high energy ahead

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2p

I believe you

, if nothing happens,

, she should have passed away successfully in the first half of her life.

will never survive the second half of her life.

The beautiful and alluring female protagonist was drugged

came in a bald man who would only be hehey

the domineering president grabbed the bald man's hair

threw it out [what]

can always catch places that ordinary people can’t see

this is really, wonderful~~~~

through the text,The male host and his roommate traveled through

to find a roommate and wrote a poem

odd to even unchanged

I am afraid that the male host did not consider

if the roommate

is a scumbag

He might use the bridge section in another novel

to curse "shift" lowly

I thought about this buddy's English is very GOD

is also a scumbag I smiled indifferently

and gently said "ctrl+v"

don't in front of my double Kan (kan Kan)

show you English

unforgettable so far

The author describes the female protagonist’s stepmother farting:

She let out a bitter fart...

[笑][笑][笑]

IMHO

I am afraid that this fart does not come with it. GPS positioning system

drill straight into the female main nasal cavity [a flash of light]

I was very impressed

Someone in the class fart during the middle school class

At that time the class was very quiet

looks very loud

Just when the classmates guessed who fart

The boy at the same table suddenly yelled:

I smell it!

Who is

! Put the pickles and potato fart!

[泪奔][泪奔][泪奔]

hahahahahahahahahaha

please forgive me for coming out in the name of Niguo p_span

174 When

is full of my fourth elder brother

using dance

to conquer Asia

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