Tortoise will also take the initiative to find fish to play, is it boring than me
Art teacher driven crazy by students!
Playing big and dead
Why does the sugarcane cut a second knife here?
Da Sima Classroom has started
Featured funny pictures and texts:
1. My wife loves to sleep late, and I finally sleep in span33 _span 34 today I couldn't help it anymore and shook her up from sleep angrily: "I didn't eat breakfast or cook lunch? If you don't go shopping, there will be no food in the market!" She seemed to know that she was wrong and rubbed her sleepy eyes Say softly: "Okay, you know, you go to my bag and get 10 yuan, come back soon after buying the food! Only 10 yuan, dare to take more legs to interrupt!" "Okay!"
2. During school, once on the way back to the bedroom with two classmates, the low one said to the tall one: tall is good, and you can see the woman's breasts as soon as you lower your head. The tall man replied: Don't be discouraged, you can see the girls' underwear when you look up.
When a dog was found stealing food
Pro-license car racing at high speed for 194 yards, speeding 90, refreshing the road record!
The chickens were scared to cry and covered their faces
Why, who knows
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1. My mom invited my colleague Aunt Liu to come home,When I first met, I said hello: Hello Auntie! Then make a tea treat! She praised me for being sensible and joked that she would introduce her daughter to me! I was a little shy, and I took a shower and slipped away... But I forgot to get a towel and asked my mother for help: Mom... Soon after someone knocked on the bathroom door, I quickly stuck my head out of it! Standing outside the door, Aunt Liu, she smiled and handed over the towel, and patted my head: Good boy, I can change my mouth quickly? This "mother" called me so comfortable... [laughing and crying]
2. After a person died, because of nostalgia for his previous life, he did not want to drink Mengpo soup, and sneaked across the Naihe Bridge. The kid behind the bridge asked: " Have you drunk Mengpo soup?" The man replied, "Did it." The kid kicked his ass: "I remember it so clearly after drinking it, go back and drink it again!"
3. Turn on your phone before nap After I woke up in silent mode, I saw my husband staring at me and asked him what’s wrong. Are there flowers on my face? Husband: Curious why you sleep with the electric tube on!
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