The recent hot events on the Internet, from Du Meizhu and Wu Yifan, to Ali female employees, as well as Qian Feng and Xiaoyi, are all inseparable from one word-wine.
Many people who don't drink or have never seen drunk people do not know what state they will be in when they are drunk. As an "alcohol" battlefield, a non-typical Northeastern person who drank nine out of ten, I will share with you a few stories about girls who happened to be around me after drinking.
First of all, please declare, please do not sit in the same seat! Real experience does not imply someone in something.
is based on Yongzhi
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is based on a common colleague’s age of 750, so the relationship between two cups of white wine is about 750 years old, about 32 cups of liquor. Fortunately, always have a drink together after get off work.
March 8, 2016. Several colleagues celebrated the holidays with the girls. In the restaurant, everyone drank two glasses of 42-degree liquor, and went to KTV and drank four or five bottles of beer.
After the game ended, another colleague and I sent her home. We parted ways and went back to each house. When I was halfway there, I received a WeChat message from Xiaoxia.
Can you come and accompany me?
Excited over the alcohol, I almost didn't hesitate, so I returned the message and walked back to her house.
walked to her house,The door was hidden. I pushed the door and entered the living room. There was no one in the living room. The bedroom door was open. She was lying motionless on the bed with her back to the door in her pajamas.
I walked to the sofa and lighted a cigarette. After smoking halfway through, I was struggling, so I went in. She thought I was gone (said afterwards) and sent me WeChat again.
back.
This time I did not hesitate, got up and went to the bedroom, walked to the bed, this time she moved, turned over and hugged me....
This kind of thing can only be divided into 0 times and countless times. Later she told me that every time finished drinking, it was when she had the strongest desire.
Alcohol is an amplifier of desire. Alcohol can speed up blood circulation, and the human brain and body will be in a state of excitement. Which one of reason or desire has the upper hand will test a person's concentration.
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Xiaoli, 34 years old, this is amazing, a catty of liquor can catch another four or five bottles of beer! Even if you go to KTV, you can still maintain a good combat effectiveness.
At the end of 2019, when the company opened its annual meeting and dinner, the leader stood up and gave a toast. After crackling and saying Chase, he finally said that everyone had a drink together.
The leader's voice just fell off, and Xiaoli who is usually very honest, very real, raised her neck, and a glass of white wine has dried up! In fact, the leader did not do it, so he took a big sip.
Then we drank slowly together at the table for about 20 minutes. Our glass of wine just hit the bottom, and the vice president began to toast at the table on behalf of the leaders. The vice president was young and had a good drinking capacity. He poured another whole glass and clinked with the vice president, and drank it all in one go.
At this time,Xiaoli was a little bit on her head, drank a drink, after half an hour, poured a glass of wine, brought a bottle of white wine, and went to the leader's table to toast. It was another drink...
Less than an hour! Four cups! And three cups are stuffy!
When we came back, she started to slide on the floor when she sat in a chair. We decided to take her home. At first, two female colleagues helped her to go outside, preparing to let the non-drinking colleagues drive her away.
We are continuing to drink inside, sending her colleague to call.
Come on with the two boys, Xiaoli was kicking her feet, and the two girls couldn't hold her at all!
I hurried out with another boy, and saw Xiaoli sitting on the ground dancing and dancing. She didn't wear down jackets in winter, and said she didn't get in the car, so I had to go back and drink some more. The two girls looked helplessly and pressed her by the side. Seeing us here, Xiaoyun (the third one will talk about her) said: Brother, hurry up and kick my legs all blue.
It turned out that when Xiaoli was sent to the car, Xiaoli struggled desperately. After drinking, she didn't feel any seriousness. She kicked Xiaoyun's leg, and her arm hurt.
Note: If you can’t understand the state of a drunk person, you can refer to a child lying on the ground and rolling around, how strong is it! Besides, it is an adult.
No way, only I got on with another male colleague. If she got into the car with her arm, she grabbed the door firmly with her hands and didn't let it go. In the end, only two people could carry it.
a leg lift,One holding her upper body, physical contact is inevitable... While she was struggling desperately, she didn't dare to hold her head or pull her arm at all. After getting in the car, two people had to hold her in between.
In the end, she vomited a car and took her back upstairs. Woke up the next morning and didn't remember anything!
The girl has a short face, and I am still carrying the pot on the colleague's car!
Under the stimulation of alcohol, it is often a huge outburst of emotions that are usually hidden. Xiaoli, who is usually like a "little sheep", becomes a "tigress."
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Xiao Yun, this is simple, and it is also a model for women to learn from. Because of the nature of our work, we can’t avoid going out for dinner with customers, so Xiao Yun always brings a drinker Yes, or a colleague who can drink especially.
Also, every time I drink, I always tell my colleagues in the same industry, , you must take care of me. If I show signs of drinking too much, call my husband quickly.
Xiaoyun has never been drunk mad, at least he has never lost his way in front of outsiders. As for us asking her husband about her performance at home, her husband laughed and said nothing. There was a trace of panic in the eyes, and it seemed to have a trace of aftertaste, it was very complicated!
I have seen the best type of people who are drunk and go to bed after drinking, just have a place to lie down, or lean on it, just close their eyes and snoring in the next second Woke up.
Cut to Yongzhi
The above are the different performances of my three female colleagues after drinking.Many times, the second day of drunk, it was the scene of death in a large society. When you were amnesia, someone helped you recall the unbearable "feat", and I wished to swear a hundred times and be killed next time. I don't drink so much anymore!
Then... hehe.
Finally, let’s talk about working banquets such as meeting customers. We will have a “combat meeting” beforehand. Who can drink, who can’t, who can drink white, who can drink beer, and who can drink quickly , Who can drink slowly... Prophet, decide how to drink at the wine table. The goal is to make sure that you don’t drink too much. First, you feel uncomfortable. Second, lose your attitude in front of customers.
I traveled with four people and stayed in three hotels. Only one woman was drunk. This kind of thing will not happen in our company.
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