A few days ago, a netizen shared an embarrassing story about giving birth, which went viral on Weibo.
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After watching this, many mothers recalled with laughter and tears the embarrassing things they did when they gave birth to their babies.
I really have to sigh, having never given birth is not enough to talk about life all night long...
Shit and piss all over the place
@小豆 Mama: When I think about this, I want to hang myself with a noodle. During the birth, I had contractions . Before the midwife asked me to exert force, I involuntarily exerted it. Then the baby did not come out, but the poop came out... The key! Not just once! At this time, when I heard the nurse say, "Why are you so good at pulling?" 5555, I was so embarrassed that I even wanted to die.
@Rabbit wearing a hat: I heard my best friend say that she squirted feces when she gave birth to a baby, and I laughed at her at the time. Then when I was giving birth, I exerted all my strength and peeed on the doctor’s face...
@花儿宝: I didn’t pee, but I farted when the doctor was suturing my vulva at the end. The scene can be said to be very embarrassing.
@qishuishui: I was born by cesarean section . Because I ate a lot during pregnancy and had overnutrition, you can imagine the size by yourself. When the doctor saw it, he said that the fat was too thick and my hands were all oily. I'll cut off a small piece for you, and you can see for yourself, and then you'll take my fat and dangle it in front of my eyes. My heart...
I became a "shrew"
@Venus_: It hurts. When the fight came to an end, the ferocious beasts all came out, not only screaming horribly, but also arresting and scolding everyone! Scolding my husband, it’s all you who made me pregnant and wanted me to give birth! Scold the child, the little brat will hurt your mother to death! After I woke up, I felt so blessed! Is this still the gentle, elegant and dignified me? !
@breathingyu: My water broke when I was at home. I rushed to the hospital. The labor pains came after a while. I don’t know whether it was more pain or fear. I fell directly on the delivery bed and couldn’t get up. I kicked my legs and cried while shouting: "I won't give birth! I won't give birth! It hurts like hell! I want a caesarean section! It hurts like hell! Ugh..." Unexpectedly, the doctor's face was so expressionless He said to me with an expression: "Gongkou just opened his finger..." What? Just one finger! As soon as I heard this, I immediately felt less painful...
The doctor looked at me and wanted to hide.
@林林顺顺: I had made up my mind before giving birth. When giving birth, I would not yell like other mothers. But when the doctor stood next to me to assist me in the delivery, I really couldn’t hold on anymore. When I was in pain, I grabbed something and stuffed it into my mouth. The doctor was so frightened that he shouted: "Ahhhhhh, don't bite me." Ah..."
@ Malabutang: The doctor broke my amniotic fluid first, saying that the birth would be faster. Then he sat on a stool nearby and waited, asking me to exert force during contractions. When I heard this, it was okay. What if she didn’t catch the baby and fell to the ground after birth? Every two minutes, I would beg the doctor to come closer to me and make sure it is firmly connected so that it doesn’t fall to the ground. The doctor was obviously helpless and said, "Just use your strength and don’t worry about anything else. It will take a while for the baby to come out." "It seems you are not in much pain." I refused to give up and kept saying it. Finally, the doctor had no choice but to rub my belly and chat with me.
@PiscesMom: After giving birth, the doctor started chatting while the sutures were being stitched. I listened with great interest. They talked about the TV series " My First Half of Life ". I have been following this drama because of the hospital. Expecting to give birth and losing the finale! Today, when they were chatting, I suddenly couldn't help but interrupt, "Have Chen Junsheng divorced that bitch in the end?!" Then the entire operating room fell silent... The doctor said helplessly, "Don't talk and rest more..."
I was afraid of death and pretending to die at the same time
@小豆包: After getting on the delivery bed, within a few minutes I felt unsure of myself and started to feel scared. I was afraid that it would be too painful during the birth, I was afraid that I would be stabbed half way through the birth and I was afraid of having too many children. Something is missing... The nurse next to me who was taking prenatal records notified the family first, then looked back at me and asked, "Why are your legs shaking?" "Really? I'm not shaking." I gritted my teeth and refused to admit it, " "Don't be nervous. Relax and stop shaking." "I'm not shaking, I'm just a little cold..." I was obviously cowardly at that time, but I just refused to admit it.
@梦梦元元: After giving birth, the doctor showed that it was a girl and took the child away. It was time for shift handover, and no doctor or nurse came in for a long time. I thought at that time: "If I can't walk in, do I have to go out on my own?" After a while, the doctor didn't come in, so I really got up and walked slowly. When we got to the door, the nurse came in and said, "What are you going to do? Lie down quickly!" Nurse, if you come later, I will go back to the ward by myself.
was watched by interns giving birth
@京伊: When I gave birth to my baby, as soon as I lay on the delivery bed, a bunch of interns came in, both male and female. They looked at me lying around naked and whispered excitedly... Did I encounter newbie teaching? How did this happen? After the embarrassment, I closed my eyes and focused on making contributions to the medical development of my motherland. Everyone squatted down to look at the birth canal, reached in to check the vagina, felt the size of the cervix, and discussed while making gestures. When it was officially time to give birth, everyone gathered in a circle to watch, and some people shouted, "Come on!" Since this experience, my shamelessness index and mental endurance have improved a lot, and I am not afraid of any gangsters anymore. gain something!
After reading the above stories, some mothers laughed and burst into tears... Every woman who has experienced childbirth has more or less experienced the helplessness after entering the delivery room.
The body is naked and open, and the private organs are manipulated at will... I was a girl before giving birth to a baby, and suddenly I have to face such a situation. How can I not be embarrassed and ashamed.
At this time, being able to see the child being born safely is probably the last line of support for mothers' fragile psychological defense line.
Looking back afterwards, I couldn't help but sigh that giving birth to a baby was really a great advancement in life. Entering the delivery room was like stepping into a mysterious door, and my body and mind were suddenly reborn and became stronger.
So, every mother who has given birth is so brave and must give a thumbs up!
