【超级演说家2018】第8期：“脑瘫诗人”余秀华：中国男人配不上中国女人

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【超级演说家2018】第8期：“脑瘫诗人”余秀华：中国男人配不上中国女人 - DayDayNews

【超级演说家2018】第8期：“脑瘫诗人”余秀华：中国男人配不上中国女人 - DayDayNews

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1. Wife: "Husband, can I tell you a (touching) story about driving someone away?" Me: "Okay!" Wife: "Get out" Me. . . 2. My girlfriend said anxiously on the phone: Oops, all the four dishes I cooked are green! I breathed out and said: What’s the matter, green is healthier. She sa

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1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a

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Brother, you are surrounded by enemy forces, so be happy. One of the magic tricks to lose your girlfriend. I crow very early every day, so I can only use this method. Now I can have a good sleep. - DayDayNews

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(Only for people you like, don’t use it for fishing!!) 1. How do I get you, a sack or sweet words? 2. Find someone who likes this job. I can do it after I am fired. Are there five insurances and one housing fund? 3. I like you very much. Can you take the initiative to chase me? I

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A girl from Xinjiang is dating a guy from Gansu. This is called new willingness. What should you and your partner be called? The wife is hospitalized, and the husband fills in the relationship between the patient and the patient: average. Why doesn't this actor stop acting? - DayDayNews

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