The Right Way To Prevent A Bird From Biting Your Fingers

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Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di - DayDayNews

Smile for ten years~ Happiness is the most important thing! ↓↓↓1.Customer: When will your code be written? Programmer: Just get off work. Customer: Send an email when you are done. Programmer: OK. (The next day) Client: It’s almost noon, why haven’t you received your code yet? Di

Hilarious joke: When will your code be written?

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Looking at the eight spoons in my instant noodles, I realized that there will be seven more sad people in this world. Do you know what this means? I got the vaccine on the 10th and had a pound of liquor on the night of the 11th. Does it have any impact? - DayDayNews

Looking at the eight spoons in my instant noodles, I realized that there will be seven more sad people in this world. Do you know what this means? I got the vaccine on the 10th and had a pound of liquor on the night of the 11th. Does it have any impact?

"Salt God Reply" Do you know what this means?

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1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it. 2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss. 3. There are many girls around me, all of whom are sisters-in-law. There is an exception by - DayDayNews

1. The sea is wide and the fish leaps, and the drum is broken and the people can beat it. 2. If I become a human resources manager, the first thing I do is to promote myself to be a boss. 3. There are many girls around me, all of whom are sisters-in-law. There is an exception by

The latest humorous jokes, humor and jokes: Use less beauty tricks, I'm not my dad

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When you receive such a gift, ask who is not moved. Young man, how can you spend it? Is your conscience really painful? Do you understand what this means? Do you know? - DayDayNews

When you receive such a gift, ask who is not moved. Young man, how can you spend it? Is your conscience really painful? Do you understand what this means? Do you know?

"Does girls have this belly? This is so cute!" Hahahaha

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My mother said that the boy’s room should be simpler, there is nothing wrong with it. The line drawing is reversed, please contact the road administration to draw it again! The moment Dahuang turned around, was the steering wheel almost crushed? - DayDayNews

My mother said that the boy’s room should be simpler, there is nothing wrong with it. The line drawing is reversed, please contact the road administration to draw it again! The moment Dahuang turned around, was the steering wheel almost crushed?

Now I understand why no one is willing to marry a nurse lady, but I am afraid that it will not be satisfactory! Hahaha

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Living in a fast-paced urban life, how long has it been since you laughed happily in the face of busy work and life pressure? [Lao You Classmate] Share funny pictures to you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh happily. - DayDayNews

Living in a fast-paced urban life, how long has it been since you laughed happily in the face of busy work and life pressure? [Lao You Classmate] Share funny pictures to you every day, hoping to bring you joy and make you laugh happily.

No wonder girls like to wear stockings (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that their stomachache)

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The Canadian agent invited Nie Lei and his brothers to Beijing for the New Year in Beijing. The car was slower as soon as they entered Beijing. Shi Dianlin looked on the left and right, and suddenly said, "Stop it later." - DayDayNews

The Canadian agent invited Nie Lei and his brothers to Beijing for the New Year in Beijing. The car was slower as soon as they entered Beijing. Shi Dianlin looked on the left and right, and suddenly said, "Stop it later."

The story of the world - Nie Lei, Jiao Dai, Zou Qing, Song Jianyou's "2"

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A confidant for eternity------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Li Bai wa - DayDayNews

A confidant for eternity------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Li Bai wa

A confidant for all ages is very funny

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I spent 6,000 yuan to buy the fishing spot, and help me see if it is worth it. Hehe, have you received the happiness of today? For the future of her daughter, her father spent all his savings to sign up for her dance class. Netizens: Will he still accept someone? - DayDayNews

I spent 6,000 yuan to buy the fishing spot, and help me see if it is worth it. Hehe, have you received the happiness of today? For the future of her daughter, her father spent all his savings to sign up for her dance class. Netizens: Will he still accept someone?

For the future of her daughter, her father spent all his savings to sign up for her dance class. Netizens: Will he still accept someone?

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01 An employee of a certain company got angry with his boss and was told by his boss, "You won't use the company tomorrow!", so he really stopped going to the company. A year and a half later, the employee believed that "even if he was laid off, the company should pay him the rig - DayDayNews

01 An employee of a certain company got angry with his boss and was told by his boss, "You won't use the company tomorrow!", so he really stopped going to the company. A year and a half later, the employee believed that "even if he was laid off, the company should pay him the rig

Humorous joke: Employees in a company make their boss angry

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From childhood to adulthood, there are so many interesting things about Dajinning [laugh] [laugh]! Today I remember something and say something. . I remember when I was in elementary school, I made her egg tea for breakfast before the final exam. I took an egg casually and when I - DayDayNews

From childhood to adulthood, there are so many interesting things about Dajinning [laugh] [laugh]! Today I remember something and say something. . I remember when I was in elementary school, I made her egg tea for breakfast before the final exam. I took an egg casually and when I

Funny things about Dajinning

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I bought it online. Can I give up one and accompany me ten times in this situation? Why don’t we fall together? So we can try them all. "My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!" - DayDayNews

I bought it online. Can I give up one and accompany me ten times in this situation? Why don’t we fall together? So we can try them all. "My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!"

"My ex-boyfriend sat at the table in a cuckold, and the bride's face changed!" Could this be the retribution?

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I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!" When I arrived at the company, I wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered: "My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your da - DayDayNews

I was at the right time, "I can't remember what my mother asked me to do. Forget it and come back from get off work!" When I arrived at the company, I wanted to go to the men's bathroom to get off. Suddenly I remembered: "My mother said before leaving, the toilet is gone, your da

Humorous joke: I often accidentally enter the men's bathroom because I love to get lost

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My mother asked me to go on a blind date. Which one should I choose? I earn 5,000 a month, and overtime may reach 6,000. Today, the chef graduate exam is taking the Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me. - DayDayNews

My mother asked me to go on a blind date. Which one should I choose? I earn 5,000 a month, and overtime may reach 6,000. Today, the chef graduate exam is taking the Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me.

Hilarious reply: Today, the chef's graduation exam is taking, I made Shiba Inu egg yolk pastry, please praise me

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01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and - DayDayNews

01 I went to get my salary today. I was nervous and narrowed down 200 yuan. I took the rest home and handed it to my wife. My wife said you have no money, right? I will give you another 200. After hearing this, I was very scared. Did my wife know, so I explained it in anxiety and

Humorous joke: Regret! Yesterday the agency took me to see the house, and I said the lighting was not good

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1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster. 2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not in - DayDayNews

1. The first time I took my boyfriend home, my boyfriend and parents praised me at the dinner table. When my boyfriend left, my father said happily that he would know that after a while he would have a sudden disaster. 2. Why do poor friends have to be poor? Do they really not in

Humorous joke: Too many girlfriends are really bad

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In the past, the deputy senior executive only needed paper materials to apply for! But in recent years, paper materials and online upload materials are needed to declare! It is indeed a big challenge for older teachers! But doing your "homework" in advance can also achieve twice - DayDayNews

In the past, the deputy senior executive only needed paper materials to apply for! But in recent years, paper materials and online upload materials are needed to declare! It is indeed a big challenge for older teachers! But doing your "homework" in advance can also achieve twice

You must pay attention to online application materials when applying for a deputy senior professional title.

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According to the requirements of the Industrial Culture Development Center of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, "Notice on Carrying out the "Engineering and Work" Action" (Industrial Information Culture No. [2022] No. 12), in order to strengthen the disseminati - DayDayNews

According to the requirements of the Industrial Culture Development Center of the Ministry of Industry and Information Technology, "Notice on Carrying out the "Engineering and Work" Action" (Industrial Information Culture No. [2022] No. 12), in order to strengthen the disseminati

Training and evaluation work on improving arts and crafts quality for young people has officially started

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CCTV News: According to the Ministry of Transport website on August 15, the General Office of the Ministry of Transport recently issued the "Shuttle Bus Passenger Transport Customization Service Operation Guide", which clearly states that shuttle bus passenger operators carry out - DayDayNews

CCTV News: According to the Ministry of Transport website on August 15, the General Office of the Ministry of Transport recently issued the "Shuttle Bus Passenger Transport Customization Service Operation Guide", which clearly states that shuttle bus passenger operators carry out

The Ministry of Transport issued the "Operation Guidelines for Customized Shuttle Bus and Passenger Transport Services"

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According to China News Agency, Miaoli County Mayor candidate Zhong Dongjin, who was born in the Blue Army and ran as an independent, was confirmed to be on the same stage as Taiwan People's Party Chairman and Taipei Mayor Ke Wen-je on the 20th, and 14 county councillors were als - DayDayNews

According to China News Agency, Miaoli County Mayor candidate Zhong Dongjin, who was born in the Blue Army and ran as an independent, was confirmed to be on the same stage as Taiwan People's Party Chairman and Taipei Mayor Ke Wen-je on the 20th, and 14 county councillors were als

Miaoli's love choice is in chaos, Zhong Dongjin confirmed that Ming and Ke Wenzhe are on the same stage

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On October 31, Stellantis Group issued an announcement stating that shareholders of GAC Fick, GAC Group and Stellantis have approved a resolution agreeing that GAC Fick file for bankruptcy to the court when it is in a loss. - DayDayNews

On October 31, Stellantis Group issued an announcement stating that shareholders of GAC Fick, GAC Group and Stellantis have approved a resolution agreeing that GAC Fick file for bankruptcy to the court when it is in a loss.

Filed for bankruptcy, with a debt ratio of 110.8%, GAC Fick's "end of drama"

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MPV continues to heat up, opening up a new "battlefield", and car companies have also begun to pay attention to this sub-sector. After all, in the era of stock, MPV is likely to become a minority of performance increments. - DayDayNews

MPV continues to heat up, opening up a new "battlefield", and car companies have also begun to pay attention to this sub-sector. After all, in the era of stock, MPV is likely to become a minority of performance increments.

Trumpchi version of "Relfa", pre-sale starting from 275,000 yuan, comes with standard VIP seats. Is Trumpchi M8 worth buying?

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