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1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a - DayDayNews

1. A classic funny joke about buying rice. I bought a bag of rice, and when I was carrying it home on an electric car, I discovered that there was a hole in the corner of the rice bag, and a lot of rice had leaked out on the road. The son quickly walked outside the door, looked a

Classic funny jokes about buying rice, funny mirror jokes

06/23 1880

1. "Excellent Love Letter" Brother Hu and Lengmei have been lovers for several months. They often send love letters on WeChat. On this day, Brother Hu sent a message to Lengmei, "Dear, do you think we used to be together?" He was an unknown passerby, but now he has turned a blind - DayDayNews

1. "Excellent Love Letter" Brother Hu and Lengmei have been lovers for several months. They often send love letters on WeChat. On this day, Brother Hu sent a message to Lengmei, "Dear, do you think we used to be together?" He was an unknown passerby, but now he has turned a blind

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06/21 1971

Don't offend the lighting engineer, hahahahaha report, instant noodles curse, I'm so annoyed that my mother can't handle this kind of thing, the relief moved, moved, it moved! It's really waterproof. In the face of absolute power, any skills are useless. Air conditioning still ha - DayDayNews

Don't offend the lighting engineer, hahahahaha report, instant noodles curse, I'm so annoyed that my mother can't handle this kind of thing, the relief moved, moved, it moved! It's really waterproof. In the face of absolute power, any skills are useless. Air conditioning still ha

Sister, you are so willful. With such a figure, you still wear such a thin skirt. Don’t you feel embarrassed?

06/22 1151

That year, with the rise of Taobao, PS began to appear in people's sight as an essential tool. There was a group of mysterious social youths. There was a magical witchcraft among them. A good one could make you fall into disgrace. , endlessly charming, and can even rejuvenate you - DayDayNews

That year, with the rise of Taobao, PS began to appear in people's sight as an essential tool. There was a group of mysterious social youths. There was a magical witchcraft among them. A good one could make you fall into disgrace. , endlessly charming, and can even rejuvenate you

In those years, the amazing operations of the PS master

06/22 1800

Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future. - DayDayNews

Rourou was having breakfast at Shaxian Snacks downstairs when she saw a little mixed-race girl come in, wander around for a while and then go out. A young couple behind her heard a discussion. It would be great if we could have a mixed race in the future.

Ten funny jokes with humorous connotations

06/20 1940

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y - DayDayNews

1. For lunch, I ordered stir-fried green beans. Halfway through the meal, I found a big meat worm next to one of the beans. I picked it up subconsciously and looked at it. My girlfriend thought I was feeding her, so she quickly caught it with her mouth. Quite delicious. "Honey, y

Funny joke: My best friend said with low self-esteem: Forget it, I will never get married in this life.

06/20 1559

1. When my cousin was working in an electronics factory, she had a boyfriend. Today her boyfriend took her home to meet her parents. Because the parking was delayed for a long time, the careless cousin entered the house by herself. When her boyfriend hurriedly ran in, the cousin - DayDayNews

1. When my cousin was working in an electronics factory, she had a boyfriend. Today her boyfriend took her home to meet her parents. Because the parking was delayed for a long time, the careless cousin entered the house by herself. When her boyfriend hurriedly ran in, the cousin

Humorous joke: The rich man held up three fingers in disdain: I only want to say five words, which is nonsense.

06/23 1416

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me. - DayDayNews

Come on, come on, do this question, and prevent Alzheimer's disease together. At this time, you can try it again and you will know what is going on. There were so many that my mother threw them out to me.

"I didn't expect that it would be our dormitory's turn and we would have candy to eat!" Hahaha, now I'm in a good mood.

06/20 1362

The prostitute wanted to play with her beak again, but she ended up feeling empty and lonely. Looking at the title, she thought she was trying to clear her name by refusing to sign the autograph, but it turned out that she just wanted to draw dirty water and the fire of public op - DayDayNews

The prostitute wanted to play with her beak again, but she ended up feeling empty and lonely. Looking at the title, she thought she was trying to clear her name by refusing to sign the autograph, but it turned out that she just wanted to draw dirty water and the fire of public op

What is the purpose of Xiong posting a recorded video with a title? Can sin be covered up?

06/21 1801

1. At night, my husband was getting ready to go to bed. As soon as he got into bed, he shouted: Wife, my son wet the bed last night and asked you to take out the quilt to dry it in the morning. Wife: Yes, I dried it... Husband: Strange, the weather is so good today, the quilt is - DayDayNews

1. At night, my husband was getting ready to go to bed. As soon as he got into bed, he shouted: Wife, my son wet the bed last night and asked you to take out the quilt to dry it in the morning. Wife: Yes, I dried it... Husband: Strange, the weather is so good today, the quilt is

Ten jokes with funny connotations that will make your stomach hurt from laughing

06/20 1153

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an - DayDayNews

1. Eat a banana first and tell a joke that few people understand. My husband went on a business trip a few days ago and was away for twenty days. Before leaving, I wanted to get close to him. When I was in the mood, my son pushed the door open and shouted: "Dad, I want to eat an

Mi’s mother is a flower because of peanuts. Who is Mi’s father?

06/26 1188

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a - DayDayNews

1. I rented a house with my wife. When I inquired about it, I found that there were many residents named Wang. I was scared to death. I was very afraid that Mr. Wang next door would try to take advantage of my wife. So every time before going out, I have to vent my wife's anger a

He's really good at finding opportunities to enter the factory.

06/26 1868

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing. - DayDayNews

It's okay, this is also a form of commemoration. Uncle Wang said that southerners drink with feelings, which is so funny. It seemed awkward to answer anything, so I just smiled and said nothing.

Hilarious commentary: My uncle was caught and raped, but he ended up having a grilled fish meal

06/26 1084

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women. - DayDayNews

Me: Dad doesn’t dare to play. If you fall into the water, you won’t have a dad anymore. The common language of women: clothes, shoes, cosmetics, bags, household chores, children, men. The common language of men: drinking, women.

A moment of relaxation: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the rural areas of Northeast China to listen to a great dance master? You can also eat frozen pears

06/26 1024

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter - DayDayNews

1. A female friend: I like clean boys. I replied: I like clean girls, the kind that won’t fade even after a basin of makeup remover. Then I was slapped. . . 2. What people fear most when they reach middle age is a phone call from home telling you what happened. Today, my daughter

A moment of relaxation: go to sleep, everything is really there in your dreams

06/26 1725

This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold. - DayDayNews

This uncle must be concentrating with his eyes closed! The uncle looked at grandma affectionately, and grandma was sitting opposite. Instead of drinking a big bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a big cup of Starbucks! It seems this is the first time it has been sold.

This old man must be concentrating with his eyes closed.

06/26 1610

References: 1. Trastuzumab Emtansine for Residual Invasive HER2-Positive Breast Cancer. N Engl J Med 2019; 380:617-6282. Pathological complete respo - DayDayNews

References: 1. Trastuzumab Emtansine for Residual Invasive HER2-Positive Breast Cancer. N Engl J Med 2019; 380:617-6282. Pathological complete respo

Heavy! T-DM1 is approved, China’s first ADC targeted anti-cancer drug is here

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According to foreign media reports, market research company TrendForce recently released a report on global smartphone shipments in the first quarter of 2016. The report showed that Apple shipped 42 million iPhones in the first quarter, a 43.3% drop from the fourth quarter of 201 - DayDayNews

According to foreign media reports, market research company TrendForce recently released a report on global smartphone shipments in the first quarter of 2016. The report showed that Apple shipped 42 million iPhones in the first quarter, a 43.3% drop from the fourth quarter of 201

Dreams as big as the world will come true. Its sales volume will surprise you!

06/26 1147

In recent times, the Russia-Ukraine war has affected the hearts of millions of people. Russia has adopted a precise strike strategy to target military targets in Ukraine, trying to avoid harming innocent people. This has given everyone more understanding while condemning Russia's - DayDayNews

In recent times, the Russia-Ukraine war has affected the hearts of millions of people. Russia has adopted a precise strike strategy to target military targets in Ukraine, trying to avoid harming innocent people. This has given everyone more understanding while condemning Russia's

Talking about "Precision Drugs in the Cancer War" from the Russia-Ukraine War

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This case is a four-bedroom apartment with an area of 129 square meters. The decoration adopts light luxury design, combined with other needs of the owner, to form a stable residence, which also allows people to see the inherent brightness of life. The owner has a high level of - DayDayNews

This case is a four-bedroom apartment with an area of 129 square meters. The decoration adopts light luxury design, combined with other needs of the owner, to form a stable residence, which also allows people to see the inherent brightness of life. The owner has a high level of

The 129-square-meter light luxury style four-bedroom apartment is simple and elegant, opening up an unfettered life.

06/26 1547

China Railway Yueshan Lake is located at the intersection of Guanshan West Road and Yuntan North Road, Guanshanhu District, Guiyang City. The project covers a total area of about 5,000 acres, a construction area of about 2.61 million m², a floor area ratio of 2.23, and a gree - DayDayNews

China Railway Yueshan Lake is located at the intersection of Guanshan West Road and Yuntan North Road, Guanshanhu District, Guiyang City. The project covers a total area of about 5,000 acres, a construction area of about 2.61 million m², a floor area ratio of 2.23, and a gree

Good Living丨China Railway Yueshan Lake 3-bedroom apartment with wide view, 9.7m large viewing balcony, enjoy the feeling of luxury living

06/26 1455

Today, the editor will bring you the warnings of a master. Especially these 8 places are really tragic examples. I hope you don’t touch them. They will destroy the houses one by one and many will be reworked later. - DayDayNews

Today, the editor will bring you the warnings of a master. Especially these 8 places are really tragic examples. I hope you don’t touch them. They will destroy the houses one by one and many will be reworked later.

When decorating your house, don’t be stupid and ignore 14 details in a row. You really want to slap yourself in the face.

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