I do NOT date shorter men… #shorts

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I do NOT date shorter men… #shorts - DayDayNews

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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you. - DayDayNews

Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.

My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i - DayDayNews

Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i

Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star

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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought. - DayDayNews

I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

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1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes - DayDayNews

1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes

20 Funny Photos That Will Make a Difference

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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

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Overseas Network, August 2 (Xinhua) According to Taiwan's "Central News Agency" report, Su Jiaquan, secretary-general of Tsai Ing-wen's office, resigned, vaguely saying that it was due to "personal factors." Tsai Ing-wen’s office announced a new personnel layout on May 18. Su Jia - DayDayNews

Overseas Network, August 2 (Xinhua) According to Taiwan's "Central News Agency" report, Su Jiaquan, secretary-general of Tsai Ing-wen's office, resigned, vaguely saying that it was due to "personal factors." Tsai Ing-wen’s office announced a new personnel layout on May 18. Su Jia

Su Jiaquan, Secretary-General of Tsai’s Office, has been approved to resign. He was previously involved in corruption cases

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Blue camp questions Tsai Ing-wen’s stock trading, DPP: respect inspection. - DayDayNews

Blue camp questions Tsai Ing-wen’s stock trading, DPP: respect inspection.

Lanying questioned Tsai’s cover-up of Su Zhenqing’s stock speculation. DPP: Respect inspections

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The friendship, family and love growth, the unique military village atmosphere, and the strong nostalgia make this drama very interesting, and it also has a high score of 9.2 on Douban. - DayDayNews

The friendship, family and love growth, the unique military village atmosphere, and the strong nostalgia make this drama very interesting, and it also has a high score of 9.2 on Douban.

Have you watched this Douban high-scoring drama? It turns out we already had our own "Reply 1988"

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[Source: Wuhan Civilization Network] "Power machinery, computer programming, music, chess, calligraphy and painting... you can learn at your doorstep, the community youth cultural summer camp invites you to come to class! - DayDayNews

[Source: Wuhan Civilization Network] "Power machinery, computer programming, music, chess, calligraphy and painting... you can learn at your doorstep, the community youth cultural summer camp invites you to come to class!

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The postgraduate entrance examination adjustment channel has recently opened, and the students of the class of 2022 are about to determine their future direction. At this time, Teacher Yixin received many such inquiries... Teacher, I will definitely not be able to get into my dre - DayDayNews

The postgraduate entrance examination adjustment channel has recently opened, and the students of the class of 2022 are about to determine their future direction. At this time, Teacher Yixin received many such inquiries... Teacher, I will definitely not be able to get into my dre

It’s already April, is it still too late to apply to study abroad? The application channel for studying in Russia is open

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Recently, the Indonesian Luban Workshop of Foshan Vocational and Technical College was unveiled, marking the "One Belt and One Road" technology between Foshan Vocational and Technical College (hereinafter referred to as "Foshan Vocational College") and Guangdong Bangpu Recycling - DayDayNews

Recently, the Indonesian Luban Workshop of Foshan Vocational and Technical College was unveiled, marking the "One Belt and One Road" technology between Foshan Vocational and Technical College (hereinafter referred to as "Foshan Vocational College") and Guangdong Bangpu Recycling

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