Retirement Planning | How to Plan & Invest for Your Retirement | ETMONEY

2024/05/0421:34:09 funny 144862

Retirement Planning | How to Plan & Invest for Your Retirement | ETMONEY - DayDayNews

Retirement Planning | How to Plan & Invest for Your Retirement | ETMONEY - DayDayNews

13:45

* All content videos are shared, reposted and embedded from YouTube. If there is any violation or error, please contact us to delete it.

funny

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

06/06 1557

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab

It made everyone anxious to death

06/04 1813

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

06/04 1528

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

06/05 1390

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

06/06 1116

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The - DayDayNews

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The

Happy joke: There was a beautiful woman who wanted to check her future partner through the computer, but the result came up.

06/04 1426

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro - DayDayNews

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

Daily Smile: A girl almost touched her, boys must protect themselves

06/04 1693

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

06/05 1516

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

"Nature": The Chinese team developed a new coronavirus vaccine and has confirmed its preventive potential in non-human primate models. Recently, "Nature" magazine published a latest paper on the new coronavirus vaccine online. - DayDayNews

"Nature": The Chinese team developed a new coronavirus vaccine and has confirmed its preventive potential in non-human primate models. Recently, "Nature" magazine published a latest paper on the new coronavirus vaccine online.

Academic headlines: The clearest spot for stargazing in the world was discovered in Antarctica, Australia named more than 100 new species with "superpowers", and "Horizon Europe" slashed its scientific research budget

06/13 1343

The scorching heat at the end of August gradually dissipates and there is a hint of coolness in the air. Autumn, the most beautiful season of the year, is finally here. "Story of Yanxi Palace" has reached its finale after 70 episodes. Miss Wei Yingluo finally dominates the harem - DayDayNews

The scorching heat at the end of August gradually dissipates and there is a hint of coolness in the air. Autumn, the most beautiful season of the year, is finally here. "Story of Yanxi Palace" has reached its finale after 70 episodes. Miss Wei Yingluo finally dominates the harem

Recommended new books for August｜You’ve been waiting for a long time, it’s already arranged!

06/13 1734

Every week, Ashin will come as scheduled to bring you a week's news. This page covers all the good CITIC books published this week. It is the most complete CITIC book news you can find. - DayDayNews

Every week, Ashin will come as scheduled to bring you a week's news. This page covers all the good CITIC books published this week. It is the most complete CITIC book news you can find.

Must read · New books every week | Week 52, 2017

06/13 1420

Unlike Zuckerberg, who is a household name, PavelDurov is not famous in China, but his life and the products he created are definitely a legend! - DayDayNews

Unlike Zuckerberg, who is a household name, PavelDurov is not famous in China, but his life and the products he created are definitely a legend!

He is known as Russia's Mark Zuckerberg, who single-handedly created the Russian social network empire

06/13 1848

Former Japanese Prime Minister and current member of the House of Representatives Shinzo Abe shared a short video of himself playing the piano online on Christmas Eve, which was stunning. Many netizens are surprised that Abe can play the piano, and it is even more touching that h - DayDayNews

Former Japanese Prime Minister and current member of the House of Representatives Shinzo Abe shared a short video of himself playing the piano online on Christmas Eve, which was stunning. Many netizens are surprised that Abe can play the piano, and it is even more touching that h

Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe presents a Christmas surprise after not touching a piano in 60 years

06/13 1765

Although autumn has arrived, there are still many flowers blooming around you. How many of the ten kinds of flowers are blooming around you do you know? They bloom in the morning and fall in the evening. Don’t worry about yesterday, don’t chase tomorrow, just cherish the present. - DayDayNews

Although autumn has arrived, there are still many flowers blooming around you. How many of the ten kinds of flowers are blooming around you do you know? They bloom in the morning and fall in the evening. Don’t worry about yesterday, don’t chase tomorrow, just cherish the present.

There are ten kinds of flowers blooming around you. How many do you know?

06/13 1477