Most Dangerous Trees You Should NEVER Touch

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My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir: - DayDayNews

1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:

Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.

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# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid

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Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital. - DayDayNews

Do you know why? If you don't want to buy it, just say so. I wanted to show off my affection, so I tried a leg-sitting kill with my husband, but almost sent him to the hospital.

I wanted to show my affection, so my husband and I tried a leg sitting, but we almost sent him to the hospital.

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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori - DayDayNews

First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori

The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age

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1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

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Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people - DayDayNews

Introduction: A cute baby was playing in the mud, but his whole body was completely covered in mud. Netizens became uneasy after seeing this. Is this a mini version of the Terracotta Warriors and Horses? Recently, in Chenzhou, Hunan, some netizens posted a video that made people

Cry with laughter! A cute baby from Hunan was covered in mud when he was rolling in the mud. His mother asked: should I beat him or wash him first?

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Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from - DayDayNews

Back then, my master ran a gambling den. He had a very good skill, and he never taught us in detail. He only said that this trick is very simple, and once you understand it, it will be done. The master had a girl named Qian Niang who was born clean. There were not many girls from

Changing cards (micro-novel)

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

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1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

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In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

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Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

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Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so - DayDayNews

Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so

Ci Yuan laughed and chatted: I can’t accept it.

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□ Wang Yiwen The residents of Chengguan, Echeng, often call those old men who are upright and stubborn, have a clear distinction between love and hate, speak without fear of pain, and cannot get sand into their eyes. This means that these people are rigid, willful and straightfor - DayDayNews

□ Wang Yiwen The residents of Chengguan, Echeng, often call those old men who are upright and stubborn, have a clear distinction between love and hate, speak without fear of pain, and cannot get sand into their eyes. This means that these people are rigid, willful and straightfor

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When making friends, he never looked at the other person's background, but only looked at whether the other person suited his liking and whether he could get along with them. On this day, Zhou Ziyi got up early and walked all the way from Yunjin Town to Yanlin Village near the mo - DayDayNews

When making friends, he never looked at the other person's background, but only looked at whether the other person suited his liking and whether he could get along with them. On this day, Zhou Ziyi got up early and walked all the way from Yunjin Town to Yanlin Village near the mo

Folktale: A man dies, his younger brother marries a widower, and he is asked in a dream in the middle of the night: Your death is coming.

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(1) "What do you mean she's still living in our house even though she and Li Mao have broken up? Why don't you kick him out? Do you have any evil intentions?" "What are you thinking? I'm a little girl, looking for A house also takes time, don't be so unreasonable!" Yan Xin and Li - DayDayNews

(1) "What do you mean she's still living in our house even though she and Li Mao have broken up? Why don't you kick him out? Do you have any evil intentions?" "What are you thinking? I'm a little girl, looking for A house also takes time, don't be so unreasonable!" Yan Xin and Li

After a college couple broke up, the girlfriend actually married her boyfriend’s dad! (Stories around me)

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When I was in primary school, there were occasionally some questions like this for students to sort. Put things of the same type together, or pick out things that are not of the same type. Li Shangke always makes mistakes when doing this kind of questions. No one knows why he alw - DayDayNews

When I was in primary school, there were occasionally some questions like this for students to sort. Put things of the same type together, or pick out things that are not of the same type. Li Shangke always makes mistakes when doing this kind of questions. No one knows why he alw

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The Marvel movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" will be released next month for the first time in 9 years. It is the only solo series of Marvel heroes that has filmed the fourth episode. The actors frequently appeared in various media to promote it. Recently, "Thor" In an interview, Ch - DayDayNews

The Marvel movie "Thor: Love and Thunder" will be released next month for the first time in 9 years. It is the only solo series of Marvel heroes that has filmed the fourth episode. The actors frequently appeared in various media to promote it. Recently, "Thor" In an interview, Ch

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1905 Movie Network News Since Marvel announced that actress Natalie Portman will return to "Thor: Love and Thunder" (tentative translation) and play the "Female Thor", fans are worried about Hammer Brother's "status is not guaranteed." Director Taika Vidi responded, saying that H - DayDayNews

1905 Movie Network News Since Marvel announced that actress Natalie Portman will return to "Thor: Love and Thunder" (tentative translation) and play the "Female Thor", fans are worried about Hammer Brother's "status is not guaranteed." Director Taika Vidi responded, saying that H

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