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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a
"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?
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God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
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Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare
God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?
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I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho
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1. Funny jokes about embarrassing gangsters. During the art class, the class showed a Japanese movie, but I wasn’t interested and didn’t watch it. After a while, after class, the girl next to me asked me, what do you think is the difference between Japanese and Korean? I thought
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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.
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Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
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Maltese and Teddy = Maltese dog, who says that Chuan Chuan dogs are not cute? Everyone who has raised the Chuanchuan dog "Maltai" has fallen in love with it. Today I will tell you about the advantages of raising it. Why do you say you fall in love with it after raising it?
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