The end of the world has not yet begun, but the system has arrived in advance!

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The end of the world has not yet begun, but the system has arrived in advance! - DayDayNews

The end of the world has not yet begun, but the system has arrived in advance! - DayDayNews

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Who am I, where am I, what exactly do I do. I have horns on my head and wings on my back. I'm in the milk tea shop. Come find me. Hilarious comment: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up? - DayDayNews

Who am I, where am I, what exactly do I do. I have horns on my head and wings on my back. I'm in the milk tea shop. Come find me. Hilarious comment: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up?

Hilarious commentary: When pursuing a girl, when she behaves in any way, can you give up? Ha ha

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right? - DayDayNews

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?

"I accidentally saw this on my mother-in-law's phone. What kind of party is this?" Hahaha, even wearing a mask

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The old man in the article is the father of the woman. Because his son-in-law put three tomatoes in the cooking, the old man called the police and asked the police to arrest his son-in-law. He even almost fell out with his daughter because of this matter. As the saying goes, "A s - DayDayNews

The old man in the article is the father of the woman. Because his son-in-law put three tomatoes in the cooking, the old man called the police and asked the police to arrest his son-in-law. He even almost fell out with his daughter because of this matter. As the saying goes, "A s

The son-in-law put 3 tomatoes in the cooking, and the father-in-law felt so distressed that he immediately called the police to arrest him.

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If the plane bombs and we are all burned to death and stuck to this seat, your family will find the body according to the seat number, take my ashes back and offer them as an offering, and kowtow to me every day, will you be happy? - DayDayNews

If the plane bombs and we are all burned to death and stuck to this seat, your family will find the body according to the seat number, take my ashes back and offer them as an offering, and kowtow to me every day, will you be happy?

(hilarious emoticon) An aunt was trying to grab a seat on a plane. The young man responded wittily, but the aunt had no choice but to give up her seat.

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Unlock the new skill of puffer fish. It is said that the owner of this house is a knight. Now I really believe that brat. He dares to bully my son. A punctured tire on my bicycle is a small matter, but it is a big deal if my wallet is missing. The elders in our community are comp - DayDayNews

Unlock the new skill of puffer fish. It is said that the owner of this house is a knight. Now I really believe that brat. He dares to bully my son. A punctured tire on my bicycle is a small matter, but it is a big deal if my wallet is missing. The elders in our community are comp

I picked up a USB flash drive on the road, and there wasn’t a single folder in it. What is this?

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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to

The copywriting is poisonous, I will laugh it off and I will not be held responsible

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1. Female: My first boyfriend was a wonton seller. After we broke up, I stopped eating wontons. My second boyfriend ran an Internet cafe. After we broke up, I stopped surfing the Internet. Man: Then you can’t leave me. Woman: Why? Man: Because I sell clothes! Woman: Then I can we - DayDayNews

1. Female: My first boyfriend was a wonton seller. After we broke up, I stopped eating wontons. My second boyfriend ran an Internet cafe. After we broke up, I stopped surfing the Internet. Man: Then you can’t leave me. Woman: Why? Man: Because I sell clothes! Woman: Then I can we

Joke: I'm sorry because my husband cried so much when he gave me the money.

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It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question, - DayDayNews

It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question,

A joke that will make you laugh: I’m worried that the customers behind me won’t be able to receive the wifi signal

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with - DayDayNews

Why are you so embarrassed? I'll just pick up a bottle. I'll pick it up without delaying your photo taking. Brother, what kind of music are you listening to? Wash the client's hair well, so that the client can get high too. Use your abdominal muscles and Opening bottle caps with

"My girlfriend keeps playing games all night long, what should I do?" I can't keep people in my heart.

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That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition, - DayDayNews

That year, Tsinghua's admission score was 695, and I scored 69. The little master feels very tired in the exam today. It is probably because of the nightmare last night that disturbed his mind. He has been a little bored due to the numerous trivial matters recently. In addition,

A collection of college entrance examination jokes that will make you cry until you cry

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No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt - DayDayNews

No.1 Xiaoqiang is a troublemaker. When he is at home, he either breaks other people’s windows with a slingshot or scratches the paint on other people’s cars when they are not prepared. When he is at school, he either puts thumbtacks on classmates’ stools or pricks them. His butt

A joke about three naughty kids

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Lin Ziqiao smiled and said to the girl, "Thank you!" "By the way, handsome guy, do you have anything to do with Li Qian? I'll take the liberty to ask." the girl asked. Lin Ziqiao smiled and said, "She is my senior sister. I'm leaving! Thank you." Lin Ziqiao walked out after sayin - DayDayNews

Lin Ziqiao smiled and said to the girl, "Thank you!" "By the way, handsome guy, do you have anything to do with Li Qian? I'll take the liberty to ask." the girl asked. Lin Ziqiao smiled and said, "She is my senior sister. I'm leaving! Thank you." Lin Ziqiao walked out after sayin

Romance Novel (The Savage Little Widow) Chapter 11

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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny riddle: Eight bearers carry drums, two yakshas dance in front (beat an animal)

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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle " - DayDayNews

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. Search the Internet for the riddle "

Funny: Wearing pheasant feathers and a purple robe, it says I live in Stone Bridge (hit an animal)

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Although many people have little contact with it, there are indeed corresponding documents and regulations. It is the Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security's 2017 Document No. 1 on the relevant benefits calculation and payment parameters after the transfer and continuat - DayDayNews

Although many people have little contact with it, there are indeed corresponding documents and regulations. It is the Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security's 2017 Document No. 1 on the relevant benefits calculation and payment parameters after the transfer and continuat

How do I receive my pension after I am transferred from an enterprise to a public institution?

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The Russia-Ukraine war has been going on for almost two months, and there seems to be no sign of the war stopping in the short term. The epidemic has caused prices to soar rapidly, and the Russia-Ukraine war has led to an increasing inflation crisis. - DayDayNews

The Russia-Ukraine war has been going on for almost two months, and there seems to be no sign of the war stopping in the short term. The epidemic has caused prices to soar rapidly, and the Russia-Ukraine war has led to an increasing inflation crisis.

The Russia-Ukraine war triggered inflation. Zhang Jing, a strategy expert on the island: It has already reached Taiwan.

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Starting from April 1, 2022, retired and working people will receive 6 great news. See if you can benefit? The 2022 Government Work Report has clearly mentioned that the pensions of retired employees and urban and rural residents will continue to be increased. It is equivalent to - DayDayNews

Starting from April 1, 2022, retired and working people will receive 6 great news. See if you can benefit? The 2022 Government Work Report has clearly mentioned that the pensions of retired employees and urban and rural residents will continue to be increased. It is equivalent to

Starting from April 1st, retired and working personnel will receive 6 major "new benefits". Can you benefit from it?

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Today, Xiaomi mobile phone officially announced that Xiaomi 12S Pro will use 120W Xiaomi Pengpai instant charging, with two modes to choose from. For users who need high-speed charging, they can choose the fast charging mode, which can charge the battery to 100% in only 19 minute - DayDayNews

Today, Xiaomi mobile phone officially announced that Xiaomi 12S Pro will use 120W Xiaomi Pengpai instant charging, with two modes to choose from. For users who need high-speed charging, they can choose the fast charging mode, which can charge the battery to 100% in only 19 minute

Can be fully charged in as fast as 19 minutes: Xiaomi 12S Pro is equipped with 120W super fast charging

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Recently, Chen Jin, general manager of Lenovo China's mobile phone business department, said on Weibo, "I am very surprised by the standby time of the new Razr." He also exposed the mobile phone display stand of the new Razr, and said that many offline stores will be able to sell - DayDayNews

Recently, Chen Jin, general manager of Lenovo China's mobile phone business department, said on Weibo, "I am very surprised by the standby time of the new Razr." He also exposed the mobile phone display stand of the new Razr, and said that many offline stores will be able to sell

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Tomorrow, the details of Xiaomi Mi 12S will be officially released. The biggest selling point of the phone is the Leica-backed camera. just. Lei Jun announced the specific parameters of its camera. According to Lei Jun, Xiaomi 12S Pro has Leica native dual image quality, full-foc - DayDayNews

Tomorrow, the details of Xiaomi Mi 12S will be officially released. The biggest selling point of the phone is the Leica-backed camera. just. Lei Jun announced the specific parameters of its camera. According to Lei Jun, Xiaomi 12S Pro has Leica native dual image quality, full-foc

Xiaomi 12S Pro’s three main cameras revealed: all 50 million pixels, three Leica cameras

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