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# funny moment# On the street outside the city. Woman is waiting for the bus. The man is also waiting for the bus. Woman: Sir, doesn’t this road go to a bus stop in the city? Man: Oh, yes...Miss, there is no bus stop in the city. Woman: Type ""? Man: Say "of". Woman: It’s too exp - DayDayNews

# funny moment# On the street outside the city. Woman is waiting for the bus. The man is also waiting for the bus. Woman: Sir, doesn’t this road go to a bus stop in the city? Man: Oh, yes...Miss, there is no bus stop in the city. Woman: Type ""? Man: Say "of". Woman: It’s too exp

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The newly appointed magistrate was from Shandong. Because he had to hang up the accounts, he said to the master: "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." The shopkeeper was a smart man, and he understood as soon as he heard it, and immediately cut off two pig livers. In addition, a pair - DayDayNews

The newly appointed magistrate was from Shandong. Because he had to hang up the accounts, he said to the master: "Go and buy me two bamboo poles." The shopkeeper was a smart man, and he understood as soon as he heard it, and immediately cut off two pig livers. In addition, a pair

Funny short stories in Chinese characters (six short stories)

05/07 1533

1. One day, my mother told her daughter, "Mom can no longer pick you up every day. You have to ask dad to pick you up from school. But occasionally, mom will pick you up." The daughter looked at her mother blankly and asked seriously: "Occasionally, mom will pick you up." Who?" 2 - DayDayNews

1. One day, my mother told her daughter, "Mom can no longer pick you up every day. You have to ask dad to pick you up from school. But occasionally, mom will pick you up." The daughter looked at her mother blankly and asked seriously: "Occasionally, mom will pick you up." Who?" 2

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05/07 1947

When you are sitting in the car of a family member/friend, but he or she is not driving steadily: A novel that has been unfinished for two years, because of a word from Zhou Hongyi, the boss of 360, the author was resurrected with full blood, updated overnight at 1 am, society is - DayDayNews

When you are sitting in the car of a family member/friend, but he or she is not driving steadily: A novel that has been unfinished for two years, because of a word from Zhou Hongyi, the boss of 360, the author was resurrected with full blood, updated overnight at 1 am, society is

When you are sitting in a family member/friend’s car but he or she is driving unsteadily

05/07 1679

Rely on others: you borrow members, rely on yourself: you see the advertisement and finally break through the career bottleneck, but find that there are still bottle caps. Others buy funds for retirement. I give myself the food that I will eat in my stomach in advance, which is w - DayDayNews

Rely on others: you borrow members, rely on yourself: you see the advertisement and finally break through the career bottleneck, but find that there are still bottle caps. Others buy funds for retirement. I give myself the food that I will eat in my stomach in advance, which is w

Other girls act coquettishly, I just want to wrestle with you # funny copywriting #cute

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An extremely dangerous thing happened to me when I was a child: I was pushed up into the sky by a cow with its horns, and as soon as I fell down in the air, I was hit by a cow and flew away again! I was about six or seven years old at that time. My family raised a big ox. This ox - DayDayNews

An extremely dangerous thing happened to me when I was a child: I was pushed up into the sky by a cow with its horns, and as soon as I fell down in the air, I was hit by a cow and flew away again! I was about six or seven years old at that time. My family raised a big ox. This ox

Extremely dangerous things I encountered when I was young

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1. When teaching a little boy to play the piano, I felt that there was something wrong with his playing. So I said: "Get up first and listen to the teacher play it again." I played it once, then asked the boy to sit back in the chair and played again, and asked him: "How does it - DayDayNews

1. When teaching a little boy to play the piano, I felt that there was something wrong with his playing. So I said: "Get up first and listen to the teacher play it again." I played it once, then asked the boy to sit back in the chair and played again, and asked him: "How does it

Joke: Mom, the teacher said that everything in my list is excellent

05/07 1179

# Summer Film Appraisal Officer# Zhou She, Ouyang Xu, Shen Ruzhuo are the villains in Menghualu, and Chi Yanei is actually one of them, but because he brings his own laugh every time he appears, everyone ignores him "Evil", but I still like him a little bit. But if you look close - DayDayNews

# Summer Film Appraisal Officer# Zhou She, Ouyang Xu, Shen Ruzhuo are the villains in Menghualu, and Chi Yanei is actually one of them, but because he brings his own laugh every time he appears, everyone ignores him "Evil", but I still like him a little bit. But if you look close

Rewatching "Menghualu", the "three evils" in Chiyamen cannot be ignored in a funny way

05/04 1150

Recently, Carl will test me on some idioms every day when I come back from school, and I really can't answer some of them. Do first-grade elementary school students know so many of them? ? ? However, he especially likes to say something about peeing... about taking off his pants - DayDayNews

Recently, Carl will test me on some idioms every day when I come back from school, and I really can't answer some of them. Do first-grade elementary school students know so many of them? ? ? However, he especially likes to say something about peeing... about taking off his pants

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05/05 1140

1. A housewife who has just moved in often borrows things from her neighbors. One day, the neighbor finally persuaded her implicitly: "A family cannot live without some daily necessities, so you have to buy them." The housewife looked shy and said embarrassedly: "You are right to - DayDayNews

1. A housewife who has just moved in often borrows things from her neighbors. One day, the neighbor finally persuaded her implicitly: "A family cannot live without some daily necessities, so you have to buy them." The housewife looked shy and said embarrassedly: "You are right to

Joke: You are right to remind me, I am considering borrowing some more money from you

05/07 1370

[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl who was in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked an - DayDayNews

[Humorous Joke] When I was playing LOL some time ago, I met a girl who was in the King Rank. She often leads me to double queue to score points, and I also added her WeChat account. Yesterday we were chatting together, and she suddenly said to me: "I'm pregnant." I was shocked an

Humorous joke: My beautiful boss actually asked me to borrow money, which made me very surprised.

05/11 1122

As a netizen, who hasn’t used emoticons yet? Even if you don’t know the source, you are familiar with this emoticon. The emoticons that are familiar to stock traders are twice as effective when paired with the picture below. - DayDayNews

As a netizen, who hasn’t used emoticons yet? Even if you don’t know the source, you are familiar with this emoticon. The emoticons that are familiar to stock traders are twice as effective when paired with the picture below.

"The root of all evil! The origin of those god-level emoticons..." Hahaha, every one of them is classic

05/11 1061

A certain teacher at the university never calls names in class, but every semester he uses a digital camera to randomly take group photos of the students who come to class three times, and then all the students go to recognize each other in the last class of each semester. - DayDayNews

A certain teacher at the university never calls names in class, but every semester he uses a digital camera to randomly take group photos of the students who come to class three times, and then all the students go to recognize each other in the last class of each semester.

The teacher never calls names in class, takes photos three times at random, and in the last class all the students go to identify each other.

05/10 1067

1. A skier holds a sheep. This sheep will be unforgettable for a lifetime. 2. The pug’s face says it all, the surprised look is so cute. 3. New superhero team, Mothman and Batman. 4. This playground is occupied by cats. 5. The big dog is carrying the small dog on its back to watc - DayDayNews

1. A skier holds a sheep. This sheep will be unforgettable for a lifetime. 2. The pug’s face says it all, the surprised look is so cute. 3. New superhero team, Mothman and Batman. 4. This playground is occupied by cats. 5. The big dog is carrying the small dog on its back to watc

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This bitter is not toxic, but it is the most bitter compound known in the world, making it intolerable. "A year and a half" is a perfect way to describe 2022. On paper it is a year, but in reality it is only half a year. - DayDayNews

This bitter is not toxic, but it is the most bitter compound known in the world, making it intolerable. "A year and a half" is a perfect way to describe 2022. On paper it is a year, but in reality it is only half a year.

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Last night I was chatting with a middle-aged gentle man on the Internet. The popular man was really annoying and I was complaining. "Look at how you've tricked people. You're such a big man, why are you so ink? Don't you just want to invite me to hang out? Just tell me, I've been - DayDayNews

Last night I was chatting with a middle-aged gentle man on the Internet. The popular man was really annoying and I was complaining. "Look at how you've tricked people. You're such a big man, why are you so ink? Don't you just want to invite me to hang out? Just tell me, I've been

If I love you, be bolder and bigger

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Many patients and friends who have been diagnosed with diabetes will also have doubts, thinking that they have always been in good health and have almost no diseases, so why can they still have diabetes? Let me share with you a real case: Lao Yang is my new patient who was diagno - DayDayNews

Many patients and friends who have been diagnosed with diabetes will also have doubts, thinking that they have always been in good health and have almost no diseases, so why can they still have diabetes? Let me share with you a real case: Lao Yang is my new patient who was diagno

Are peanuts the "trigger" for diabetes? To control blood sugar, eat less of these 3 foods

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Entering July, temperatures across the country will continue to rise again and again. When the sun is at its hottest, if anyone wants to go out, you can call him a man. After all, it’s hot in the summer. Isn’t it good to stay in an air-conditioned room? Prepare a four-piece summe - DayDayNews

Entering July, temperatures across the country will continue to rise again and again. When the sun is at its hottest, if anyone wants to go out, you can call him a man. After all, it’s hot in the summer. Isn’t it good to stay in an air-conditioned room? Prepare a four-piece summe

Turning on the air conditioner to 26°C is the most economical and healthy way? Big mistake! 26℃ is not the most suitable

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As age increases, the body slowly ages, wrinkles become more numerous, and the height "shrinks". These are all visible to us, but in places we cannot see, nutrients in the body are also quietly lost. Such as calcium. Calcium is an important substance for the human body to maintai - DayDayNews

As age increases, the body slowly ages, wrinkles become more numerous, and the height "shrinks". These are all visible to us, but in places we cannot see, nutrients in the body are also quietly lost. Such as calcium. Calcium is an important substance for the human body to maintai

When the elderly drink milk, is it better to choose pure milk or fresh milk? How to drink more nutritiously? See more

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In response to the call for action for a healthy China, combined with the implementation of the spirit of the 12th Municipal Party Congress, and in accordance with the work deployment requirements of the learning, publicity and education practice activities with the theme of "wel - DayDayNews

In response to the call for action for a healthy China, combined with the implementation of the spirit of the 12th Municipal Party Congress, and in accordance with the work deployment requirements of the learning, publicity and education practice activities with the theme of "wel

Welcome the grand event, build loyalty, strengthen responsibility, and create performance | Multi-party collaboration to do practical things, free health clinics to ensure safety

05/11 1292

According to a recent report from a technology website, due to the continued decline in global semiconductor prices, TSMC's three major customers (Apple, AMD and NVIDIA) have reduced their orders. - DayDayNews

According to a recent report from a technology website, due to the continued decline in global semiconductor prices, TSMC's three major customers (Apple, AMD and NVIDIA) have reduced their orders.

NVIDIA revealed to reduce 5nm wafer orders for next-generation GeForce RTX 40 series

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Airlines buy 292 Airbus planes. First of all, we have to look at it from a business perspective, why buy Airbus planes? Airbus planes are mainly used to fly international flights, so how can we use such planes to fly international flights? - DayDayNews

Airlines buy 292 Airbus planes. First of all, we have to look at it from a business perspective, why buy Airbus planes? Airbus planes are mainly used to fly international flights, so how can we use such planes to fly international flights?

China Eastern Airlines, China Southern Airlines, Air China and Shenzhen Airlines purchased 292 Airbus aircraft

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