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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

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Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, welcome to this column. I hope everyone can find the long-lost laughter in this column. Most of the text content comes from Tieba, etc. It has not been confirmed whether the content is true. If you have any doubts, please contact the author to delete it. The title

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Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an - DayDayNews

Xiao Wang is a shrewd and stingy young man. He has had girlfriends one after another, but they all broke up because of his "stinginess". On this day, Xiao Wang was introduced to a girl he liked by a friend, and they made an appointment to have dinner and drink coffee together, an

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It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question, - DayDayNews

It is clear that in the final exam, Xiao Ming only scored 20 points in mathematics. Mother took the test paper and asked Xiao Ming: I told you this question, do you remember it? Xiao Ming replied: I vaguely remember. The mother asked again: I also told you the following question,

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I graduated from a 985 in Beijing with a bachelor's degree and am now 26 years old. When I was crossing the road when I was a child, the red light came on, and my mother pulled me to keep walking. I asked my mother why they didn't make it to the intersection, and my mother said t - DayDayNews

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

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Please open your arms and smile. 01 Hello everyone, my surname is Fan. Because I always speak coldly, everyone calls me, please pay attention when speaking. 02 You must think twice before doing anything: Can I not do it? Can I do it tomorrow? Can I do it for others? 03 I want to - DayDayNews

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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W. - DayDayNews

Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

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1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind - DayDayNews

1. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream in front of my house. A child in the distance swallowed his saliva while looking at my ice cream. I saw how pitiful he was, so I called him over, gave him a stool and said, "Come, sit down and watch..." Many years later We went on a blind

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It was a windy and dark night, so I shyly said to him, "I'm afraid of the dark. Please send me upstairs." He shouted "ouch" and turned on the voice-activated lights on half of the floor. Me: "Why didn't you go out to play last night?" Friend: "I'm not happy, a friend of mine is b

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Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it. - DayDayNews

Let's experience it together: I feel embarrassed again. Hahahaha, the scene was awkward for a while...I'm sorry, it's really funny hahahaha. Stop talking, I smell it.

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Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off. - DayDayNews

Girls with flat chests are in such a miserable state... If someone else drips some soup on my chest, I can drip it on my fucking shoes! Duck Blood Vermicelli Soup Shop: Duck is anemic, take a day off.

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#Tell me about something embarrassing but funny you have done? #The kind that makes me laugh even now when I think about it. The comments from netizens are so wonderful! ▼I thought of a way to make extra money... ▼My habit of embarrassing others has happened again... ▼Hahahahahah

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Friends, have you ever tried to calm down, enjoy life quietly, and let everything return to zero? Any glorious moment in the past has become the past, but it has not yet reached this stage of history. Anything that has not happened sometimes flashes before our eyes inadvertently,

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