5 Common Texts Your Ex Will Send (And How To Reply!)

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Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think - DayDayNews

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think

What is it like to have a weird leader around you?

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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

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When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853. - DayDayNews

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853.

"Contemporary Lu Xun" | Cold jokes 2210 & Last year today 1853

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Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

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1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

06/07 1184

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t - DayDayNews

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t

Take stock of the weird things you did in summer

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1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

06/06 1557

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

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You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab

It made everyone anxious to death

06/04 1813

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

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Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

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That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

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Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

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Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

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Red Net News on September 6 (Correspondent Wang Yixian) Since participating in the 2018 "Great Love Zhuzhou·Golden Autumn Student Aid" event, Fuzeren Jewelry Zhuzhou Dajin Bank has never stopped helping poor students enter college campuses. - DayDayNews

Red Net News on September 6 (Correspondent Wang Yixian) Since participating in the 2018 "Great Love Zhuzhou·Golden Autumn Student Aid" event, Fuzeren Jewelry Zhuzhou Dajin Bank has never stopped helping poor students enter college campuses.

Fuzeren Jewelry Zhuzhou Daikin Bank continues to support poor students

06/12 1591

On October 12, 2021, the 2021 autumn opening ceremony of Lujiang Jinniu Middle School in Anhui Province and the "Love Land" Scholarship Award Ceremony were held grandly at the school's track and field field. All students, class teachers, administrative staff and some parents part - DayDayNews

On October 12, 2021, the 2021 autumn opening ceremony of Lujiang Jinniu Middle School in Anhui Province and the "Love Land" Scholarship Award Ceremony were held grandly at the school's track and field field. All students, class teachers, administrative staff and some parents part

Lujiang Jinniu Middle School held the 2021 Autumn Opening Ceremony and the "Love Land" Scholarship Award Ceremony

06/12 1967

During the Chinese New Year, there will be one party after another after returning home, and there will definitely be a big wave of pretense, such as class reunions. We haven’t seen each other for a long time, so we just point to this New Year gathering. Those who are doing well - DayDayNews

During the Chinese New Year, there will be one party after another after returning home, and there will definitely be a big wave of pretense, such as class reunions. We haven’t seen each other for a long time, so we just point to this New Year gathering. Those who are doing well

The New Year class reunion is comparable to a palace drama, teach you how to hold the audience

06/12 1965

When it comes to class reunions, office workers who have been working outside for more than ten years are always full of hope. Faced with the intrigues in society, we envy the "cleanliness" among classmates. Faced with the unreasonable difficulties faced by colleagues behind thei - DayDayNews

When it comes to class reunions, office workers who have been working outside for more than ten years are always full of hope. Faced with the intrigues in society, we envy the "cleanliness" among classmates. Faced with the unreasonable difficulties faced by colleagues behind thei

The class reunion turned into a "wealth showoff party" with "big gold watches and thick chains". The classmate changed his words several times within an hour.

06/12 1224

Uncle Ye's house is in Golden Lanting, Shaoxing. This set of one-for-four Daikin central air conditioners was bought from Ruiyu Heating and Ventilation Equipment Co., Ltd. near Yuexi Road. The total price is 38,000 yuan, and 30,000 yuan has been paid. - DayDayNews

Uncle Ye's house is in Golden Lanting, Shaoxing. This set of one-for-four Daikin central air conditioners was bought from Ruiyu Heating and Ventilation Equipment Co., Ltd. near Yuexi Road. The total price is 38,000 yuan, and 30,000 yuan has been paid.

I bought a "Daikin" central air conditioner, but the test found that the nameplates on the indoor and outdoor units were forged?

06/12 1702

Ruiyi announced that its consolidated revenue in August was 4.581 billion yuan (NT$, the same below), with a monthly growth rate of 1.36% and an annual decrease of 13.9%. The overall backlight module shipments were 11.117 million units, with a monthly growth rate of 3.8%. Affecte - DayDayNews

Ruiyi announced that its consolidated revenue in August was 4.581 billion yuan (NT$, the same below), with a monthly growth rate of 1.36% and an annual decrease of 13.9%. The overall backlight module shipments were 11.117 million units, with a monthly growth rate of 3.8%. Affecte

Ruiyi's August revenue increased by 1.8% month-on-month, and its operating forecast for the second half of the year is stable

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