He's Been Locked In This Machine For 70 Years - Paul Alexander

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We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

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1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n - DayDayNews

1. Funny jokes about roadside stalls. When I went to eat at a roadside stall, my mother said, "The bowls outside are not clean. Use your own." I thought about it and thought what my mother said made sense, so I took a bowl. The bowl went. When I got there, I asked for a bowl of n

Funny jokes about embarrassing roadside stalls, hilarious classic jokes about picking up girls

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Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

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Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

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1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

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When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853. - DayDayNews

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853.

"Contemporary Lu Xun" | Cold jokes 2210 & Last year today 1853

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On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

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Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so - DayDayNews

Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so

Ci Yuan laughed and chatted: I can’t accept it.

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

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Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

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That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

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The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

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Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

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Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

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Qilu Evening News·Qilu One Point Correspondent Zhang Nan, on the occasion of the International Women's Day, in order to further improve the emotional management ability of hospital employees, relieve employees' psychological pressure, cultivate healthy psychological adjustment me - DayDayNews

Qilu Evening News·Qilu One Point Correspondent Zhang Nan, on the occasion of the International Women's Day, in order to further improve the emotional management ability of hospital employees, relieve employees' psychological pressure, cultivate healthy psychological adjustment me

The Women's Working Committee of Tai'an Traditional Chinese Medicine Hospital held a health knowledge lecture on "Healthy Life, Beautiful Life"

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Launching Ceremony of "Beautiful Life - Community Women's Entrepreneurship and Employment Empowerment Project" in Xingzhong Road Community On the afternoon of May 31, 2022, the launching ceremony of "Beautiful Life - Community Women's Entrepreneurship and Employment Empowerment P - DayDayNews

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#Counterpoint Research: Global monthly smartphone sales fell below 100 million units for the second time in eight years. Counterpoint Research's Market Pulse Service data shows that global smartphone market sales in May 2022 fell by 4% month-on-month and 10% year-on-year to 96 mi - DayDayNews

#Counterpoint Research: Global monthly smartphone sales fell below 100 million units for the second time in eight years. Counterpoint Research's Market Pulse Service data shows that global smartphone market sales in May 2022 fell by 4% month-on-month and 10% year-on-year to 96 mi

Future Semiconductors | Important Chip News on July 1

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Chairman Hu Zhengda said that although the Sino-US trade war has intensified, the end consumer market confidence has been hit recently. He added that major customer Huawei's orders fluctuated significantly in the first half of the year. - DayDayNews

Chairman Hu Zhengda said that although the Sino-US trade war has intensified, the end consumer market confidence has been hit recently. He added that major customer Huawei's orders fluctuated significantly in the first half of the year.

Huawei and Samsung customers are recovering, and Duntai is expected to turn a profit in the third quarter

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Jiweiwang news, according to Taiwan media Economic Daily, the United States has imposed a new wave of clampdown measures on Huawei, resulting in the latter being no longer able to obtain parts and components containing American technology components from September 15. - DayDayNews

Jiweiwang news, according to Taiwan media Economic Daily, the United States has imposed a new wave of clampdown measures on Huawei, resulting in the latter being no longer able to obtain parts and components containing American technology components from September 15.

It is said that Duntai TDDI rushes to deliver goods to Huawei and the price increases by 5%~10%.

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Duntai said that the mobile phone market is sluggish, and in the short term, customers mainly from mainland China are taking a wait-and-see attitude. However, Duntech's IDC, touch, driver and fingerprint recognition product lines performed well, and this year's operations maintai - DayDayNews

Duntai said that the mobile phone market is sluggish, and in the short term, customers mainly from mainland China are taking a wait-and-see attitude. However, Duntech's IDC, touch, driver and fingerprint recognition product lines performed well, and this year's operations maintai

Not afraid of the downturn in the mobile phone market, Duntai: maintains the view that operations will improve quarter by quarter this year

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