How to Make Them Call and Text You Every Day

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Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so - DayDayNews

Ciyuan Ciyuan Xiaocha 2022-07-06 00:00 Published in Henan Although he was in a hurry, the old guy was walking well on the road early in the morning. A beggar under the overpass suddenly hugged the old guy’s leg and said something He said: "Good Samaritan, why don't you give me so

Ci Yuan laughed and chatted: I can’t accept it.

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01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro - DayDayNews

01 I was almost touched by a girl, boys must protect themselves! Schoolboy: Boys should not wear so little in public places and learn to protect themselves! 02 Congratulate yourself...Student scumbag: Congratulate yourself, you have found a new job! 03 When we meet on a narrow ro

Daily Smile: A girl almost touched her, boys must protect themselves

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When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853. - DayDayNews

When I have a job, I feel like the company will close down without me. When I pay wages, I feel like the company is forcing me to leave. Ordinary cat and eight-legged two-tailed cat | Last year today 1853.

"Contemporary Lu Xun" | Cold jokes 2210 & Last year today 1853

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Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I am a jokester at Funny Guy. Follow me to update interesting pictures and texts every day. This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid? During the exam, I was amused by the answers I wrote. I'm 19 years old, why don't I have a girlfriend? Fir

God’s reply: This house costs 500 a month. Does the landlord think I’m stupid?

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More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

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1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits - DayDayNews

1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits

20 Photos of “Fighting Failure with Humor”

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1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu - DayDayNews

1. There were two super lazy guys in the dormitory who never washed their socks. One day, they both didn’t want to buy food, so they filled the socks with water, causing them to leak so slowly that they couldn’t buy food. They also called many of us to witness that the laziest gu

Joke: Use a ballpoint pen to change the test score of the red pen, 50 points to 80 points, 10 points to 70 points

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A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

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1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious and embarrassing jokes. The math teacher in the first grade of high school is a recent graduate. We usually make all kinds of troubles in class, and he is used to it. One day when he entered the classroom and saw us being quiet, he looked up to the sky and laughed an

Funny jokes about embarrassing things, funny jokes about embarrassing things about your wife

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Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think - DayDayNews

Do you have a boss who is gossipy, boring, and stingy? Many times I feel that she is really disgusting. It’s not just one thing that disgusts her, but everything that disgusts me. My mother-in-law, she is so verbose and loves to gossip. She is like a village girl. I really think

What is it like to have a weird leader around you?

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

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Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

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That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

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The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

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Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

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Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

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Ifeng.com Technology News Beijing time on June 21, Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s son made a surprising move just after he turned 18. Not only did he ask the court to recognize “her” female identity, but he also wanted to sever ties with his father. relation. - DayDayNews

Ifeng.com Technology News Beijing time on June 21, Tesla CEO Elon Musk’s son made a surprising move just after he turned 18. Not only did he ask the court to recognize “her” female identity, but he also wanted to sever ties with his father. relation.

Why did Musk's transgender son cut off the "father-daughter" relationship? Can he still inherit his 1.4 trillion property?

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Last weekend was Father's Day, but Musk, the world's richest man, may not have had a smooth life, because just the day before, his eldest son was revealed to be severing ties with him... 1. Transgender + Musk's eldest son Xavier Musk, who changed his surname. He was born to his f - DayDayNews

Last weekend was Father's Day, but Musk, the world's richest man, may not have had a smooth life, because just the day before, his eldest son was revealed to be severing ties with him... 1. Transgender + Musk's eldest son Xavier Musk, who changed his surname. He was born to his f

Musk's eldest son applied for gender reassignment and changed his surname just after he turned 18, severing ties with his richest father

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Cailian News Agency (Changsha, reporter Huang Lu) News: Benefiting from rising oil prices and higher chemical product prices, Yuxin Shares (002986.SZ), whose performance dropped sharply last year, has recovered. A staff member of the company's securities department told a reporte - DayDayNews

Cailian News Agency (Changsha, reporter Huang Lu) News: Benefiting from rising oil prices and higher chemical product prices, Yuxin Shares (002986.SZ), whose performance dropped sharply last year, has recovered. A staff member of the company's securities department told a reporte

Yuxin Co., Ltd.: Improvement in gross profit promotes an expected increase of over 60% in the first half of the year, and the 150,000-ton maleic anhydride project is in preparation for trial production

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Source: Today’s Huizhou.net Drawing by Guo Liangping Anchoring the domestic first-class new materials industry base and the Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area new materials technology innovation base, the Huizhou New Materials Industrial Park is accelerating. - DayDayNews

Source: Today’s Huizhou.net Drawing by Guo Liangping Anchoring the domestic first-class new materials industry base and the Guangdong-Hong Kong-Macao Greater Bay Area new materials technology innovation base, the Huizhou New Materials Industrial Park is accelerating.

Huizhou New Materials Industrial Park welcomes 15.9 billion yuan large project with "plastic restriction order" good news

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Lei Di.com Lei Jianping reported on June 2. Hunan Yuxin Energy Technology Co., Ltd. was listed on the Shenzhen Stock Exchange today, issuing 28.34 million shares at an issue price of 39.99 yuan and raising 1.133 billion yuan. - DayDayNews

Lei Di.com Lei Jianping reported on June 2. Hunan Yuxin Energy Technology Co., Ltd. was listed on the Shenzhen Stock Exchange today, issuing 28.34 million shares at an issue price of 39.99 yuan and raising 1.133 billion yuan.

Yuxin shares are listed on the Shenzhen Stock Exchange: market value is 6.5 billion, profit in the first half of the year fell by more than 20%

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Foreign Exchange Sky Eye APP News: On March 9, international crude oil prices experienced the largest single-day drop since the 1991 Gulf War. Brent crude oil futures fell 26% to close at $33/barrel; WTI crude oil futures fell 27% to close at $30/barrel. - DayDayNews

Foreign Exchange Sky Eye APP News: On March 9, international crude oil prices experienced the largest single-day drop since the 1991 Gulf War. Brent crude oil futures fell 26% to close at $33/barrel; WTI crude oil futures fell 27% to close at $30/barrel.

Yuxin's IPO has many "bad points". It is deeply affected by the collapse of oil prices and the epidemic, and the authenticity of its performance is questionable.

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