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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi
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There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.
Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
Joke: I’m here for comfort! I'm not here to see you being a jerk.
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A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?
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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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According to media reports on the island, Su Jiaquan, the "Secretary-General of the Presidential Office", has recently been accused of manipulating public utilities for personal gain with his nephew and DPP "legislator" Su Zhenqing.
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Taiwan Central Times reported that a case of collective bribery among "legislators" broke out in Taiwan's legislative body. Su Zhenqing, a "legislator" who intended to run for the next Pingtung County Magistrate, was detained by the Beijing Prosecutor's Office and his uncle Su Ji
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2019-10-22 16:17 Overseas Network, October 21st. In order to not divide the nomination list of "legislators", the internal strife within Taiwan's Democratic Progressive Party has intensified. The most jaw-dropping thing is the "politics" of "Legislative President" Su Jiaquan Fami
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