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Yes, available for free today. Can a 36-year-old wife have two 18-year-old wives? Without one, I can't stay here this summer. Look no further, there is no need for rescue.
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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?
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1. A gentleman finished his meal in a restaurant and was about to get up and leave after paying the bill. The waiter standing aside saw that he had no intention of paying a tip, so he hurriedly said: "Sir, a customer who sat at this table yesterday gave me a tip of 60 yuan." Sir:
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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
The couple who met at the subway station and fell in love looked at me in the mirror, 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi
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↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.
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1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa
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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!
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1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g
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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"
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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m
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On one side, the stock king Kweichow Moutai is running wild, and on the other side, the technology giant Luxshare Precision is approaching 400 billion, and A-shares have entered a moment of collective carnival. Compared with yesterday, Kweichow Moutai's market value has increased
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China Fund News Mo Fei Taylor. At the opening of the market that morning, brokerage stocks still led the gains strongly, with the index soaring 9.3%, almost approaching the daily limit, and the market value of the sector soaring by more than 340 billion.
Mad cow is coming? Just now, the market surged by more than 4%, and almost all brokerage stocks hit their daily limit! Nearly RMB 1 trillion was sold in half a day, the brokerage fund app crashed, and foreign investors frantically increased their positions by RMB 14 billion
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The market, which had been rising intraday for two consecutive days, finally stopped pretending today and began a unilateral plunge throughout the day. In the end, the Shanghai Stock Exchange Index, Shenzhen Component Index, and ChiNext Index fell sharply by 4.5%, 5.37%, and 5.93
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At the same time, TSMC announced plans to build a 5nm wafer semiconductor factory in Arizona, USA. It is expected to start construction in 2021. It will invest US$12 billion from 2021 to 2029 and solve thousands of jobs.
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After listening, I answered without thinking that there are not many profitable businesses, such as drugs and arms, trade smuggling, and Putian hospitals... In the spirit of exploration and truth-seeking, the Junlin team set their sights on large A-shares. After all, China is gat
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I heard that the whole building of Ant Financial was boiling, and then the city of Hangzhou was boiling, and then the stockholders were shocked! In fact, it was rumored many times that Ant Group was going to be listed, but every time it was unclear, the author also felt that why
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