On the road of "confused behavior",
Taiwan political commentary program may be late,
but will never be absent.
Let’s take a look at what “classic quotes” they have contributed in 2019.
"Mainland people can't even afford to eat pickled vegetables now"
8, in the famous talk show " Critical Moment " program in Taiwan , financial expert Huang Shicong talked about the impact of the Sino-US trade war on the mainland, and said, "Mainland people must serve pickled vegetables when eating instant noodles, but in recent times they can't even afford to eat pickled vegetables..."
Why? Huang Shicong made a serious analysis:
From the sales volume and stock price of pickled cabbage, we can see the quality of life of mainlanders. When sales volumes have been rising, it can be seen that the living standards of the people in the middle and lower classes are high, and everyone can afford to eat instant noodles with pickled cabbage; but at that time, the stock price of Fuling pickled cabbage has been falling, which shows that "the mainland economy is sluggish, and mainlanders can't even afford to eat pickled cabbage now."
When reading Fuling pickled cabbage,
He also mistakenly read "Fu (fú)" of "Fuling" as "péi".
This remark caused a group of ridicule on social media, and some netizens laughed helplessly, "Where are you connected to the Internet? Are you happy planet?"
"There was no Qingming Festival before in the mainland, and funeral culture was learned from Taiwan "
April 5, Taiwan hosts , Meiren , and several guests discussed various topics about Qingming Festival in the "National Congress". Yu Meiren said that there was no Qingming Festival in mainland China 10 years ago and it was not restored until 2008, so that she could not find a specific location when she went to mainland China to visit her grandfather's grave in 2005.
I can’t find the tomb of my elders, and I blame the “No Qingming Festival” in the mainland before?
Later, the guest "Little Donggua" immediately took over the conversation. He commented that "the local funeral culture in the mainland is very chaotic, so he strives to communicate and learn with Taiwan , which has a long history and culture of funeral."
As we all know , Qingming Festival has been the most solemn and grand ancestor worship festival for the Chinese nation since ancient times. The statement that lacks the most basic common sense and puts the cart before the horse has attracted another wave of ridicule.
"The lions in the mainland are as thin as they are because they cannot eat enough for themselves."
In the program "This is Not News" on September 20, host Chen Feijuan and financial expert Xie Chenyan talked about Sino-US trade frictions. The host said that the mainland now "even lions cannot eat enough for them." How do you see
? Xie Chenyan echoed that someone went to the zoo to visit and saw two lions as thin as they were. "It's very simple. People can't eat enough, so I'll take care of the lions."
But what's the truth? In fact, Liaoning Province Liaoyang Zoo (the zoo where the lion is located) has already made an explanation:
The two lions were transported back to Liaoyang 10 days before the video shooting. Because the journey was long (3,800 kilometers), land and water transportation took about 72 hours. In order to prevent the animals from blocking the trachea during transportation, they had stopped eating for a day before transportation. After long-distance transportation, the animals had a slight stress response, so they were in poor mental state.
"Everyone in mainland China can only buy 2 kilograms of meat with ID card every day"
is still the "This is not a news" program. The guest mentioned the price increase of pork in mainland China, and spread rumors that the mainland issued a "meat restriction order". Each person can only buy two kilograms of pork a day, and they need to buy it with an ID card. "Can you imagine you can only buy 2 kilograms of meat a day? This is exaggerated."
But in fact, the so-called "meat restriction order" they mentioned was the " Government Subsidy Pork" notice issued by Licheng District, Fujian Putian City: From September 6, some pork products sold in some affordable supermarkets will be subsidized. Residents will purchase 2 kilograms per person with their ID card (there will be subsidized for more than the part), and a subsidy of 4 yuan per kilogram.
"The mainland economy is in a downturn, so I have to drink Wuliangye to relieve my sorrows."
htmlOn August 11, a well-known Taiwan analyst Qiu Minkuan mentioned the stock price of the mainland famous liquor Wuliangye rose sharply, and said: "Wine products are inverted with the prosperity.The more you are, the better the wine will be sold, because you are in a bad mood, so you should drink some wine and have fun. "also said that pickled vegetables cannot be afforded, and said that Wuliangye has increased prices. Is pickled vegetables expensive or Wuliangye expensive?
" Dongfeng Express is a state-owned enterprise"
In early June, "UFO" appeared in some northern regions of the mainland. The People's Liberation Army Rocket Officer's Micro @ Dongfeng Express immediately released a photo of Dongfeng-21 medium-range ballistic missile rising up, implying that this is actually a test of my country's new strategic ballistic missile.
A few days later, Taiwan media person Ma Xiping talked about this news on the famous Taiwan talk show "Critical Moment", and said: "Dongfeng Express is a state-owned enterprise. He said, 'Do you believe there is a UFO in this world? ’”
is a good political commentary program, why did you talk about crosstalk?
"Mainland cinemas can't see Hollywood live films, they can only watch cartoons."
In mid-August, a Taipei congressman named Xu Qiaoxin claimed that he had just returned from the mainland and said that mainland cinemas cannot see Hollywood live films, they can only watch cartoons. "There are no Hollywood movies in mainland China, only movies that appear in Asians. For foreign films, only cartoons such as " Lion King " and "The Pet Confidential" can be watched, "No humans." "
, what about the facts? I believe there is no need to say more...
"Your statement is very 'Taiwanese'"
Program host Peng Wenzhen once seriously innovated words - turning "ancient and modern Chinese and foreign" into "ancient and modern Taiwan foreign", which aroused many criticisms.
In April this year, he started "creating" in the program again. At that time, a lawyer living in the United States, Taiwan wrote a letter to Trump , explaining to him that Tsai Ing-wen's current support for Taiwan continues to decline, "Lai Ching-te is the better partner of the United States", Peng Wenzhen finished reading this new article After hearing this, the lawyer's statement was very "Taiwanese".
At that time, local netizens criticized him for constantly speaking for the former "Premier of Executive" Lai Ching-te. It can be said that "Sima Zhao's heart" and mocked him for suffering from "Taiwanese disease". This ability to make words can be called "the mainstay of Taiwan" in the circle of political commentary programs in Taiwan .
In addition to political commentary programs, there are also many other "strange" things ↓↓
In order to compete for the economy, the Tourism Bureau of Kaohsiung invited netizens to jump into the river of love to express their love
Han Kuo-yu After taking office, he vigorously promoted the local tourism industry to attract tourists, not only invited celebrities to endorse Kaohsiung, but also "marketing Kaohsiung", January At first, he also hired Qiong Yao as the "Love Industry Chain Consultant" in Kaohsiung.
Under the macro planning of Han Kuo-yu's "Love Industry Chain", the new director of Kaohsiung Tourism Bureau Pan Hengxu intends to build love river (note: love river is a river flowing through Kaohsiung city) into a "Love river" and a "heavenly made river". Therefore, on Valentine's Day, men were invited to jump into love river and shout a love declaration to their partner who was standing by the river to cheer him up. The event put forward the slogans of "forever bathing in love river" and "talking love together".
Taiwan Police and firefighters dance online
In order to promote Buddhism, at the end of November, Taiwan html The police and firefighters of the ml3 "Charity Police Association" had awkward dance:
In the video, they not only danced with their hands, but also muttered words:
"Everyone practices hard and meditates, and the four sufferings are broken"
"Four great ambitions are everywhere, and the eight Dharma seals are rooted around the world"
"I am sincere in serving all living beings, and the Buddha's heart and teacher's ambitions are born and born in life"...
In this regard, many Taiwan netizens think that their actions are quite "funny and weird", and some netizens think that "police personnel do not do serious things".
2020, I hope Taiwan program... continue to work hard?
Source | Observer.com
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