1. When I reach my age, I will sing in your ears, like your body, and give you a bag, only mosquitoes are left
2. Get up and read Weibo and find that the wifi is gone at home. . . I quickly ran to the living room to see what happened. As a result, my dad pulled out the router power supply. My dad said to my mom proudly: "This is much easier than knocking on the door every morning to ask her to have a meal. You can never wake up someone who pretends to be asleep."
3. My mom suddenly said to me seriously: Some things you may not like to listen to, but staying up late is particularly bad for your health, and playing with your mobile phone in the quilt is not good for your eyesight. People will become unspirited and have dark circles. Anyway, the harm is particularly great. I nodded: Mom, you said very well. I really don’t like to listen to these words.
4. An aunt told my mother that she wanted to introduce her to her partner, and said how good the man was, and finally said that the man wanted to find a partner who was dependent on others. My mother replied: Then forget it, our family is a tomboy!
5. Walking on the road, I saw an old man lying on the ground. I quickly went up to lie down with the old man. The old man looked at me and said: Don’t rob me of my son, my son is going to buy a house and get married. I said: I also want to buy a house and get married, but I don’t rely on my parents. The old man said: Young man is ambitious, I will give you this place, I will change it!
6. Go to the bank to remit money, and the car was temporarily parked on the side of the road. In order to avoid punishment from the traffic police, he left his friend to look at the car. He told him that someone who checked the car came and told me. After a few minutes of entering, the traffic police came. The friend rushed into the bank and shouted loudly: Brother, the police are here, leave quickly! Damn, there were dozens of people in such a huge hall, and in an instant, the crowds rushed out of the bank like a flood, and then I was pressed to the ground by five or six security guards... It was so fucking unfair! Not afraid of opponents like gods, but fear of teammates like pigs!
7. My neighbor's child has a name called Zhu Chuan. Every time his mother buys him clothes, she will tell people that this is for our Zhu Chuan...
8. My boyfriend loves me very much and will think about me in everything. Today I went to his house for the first time, and I was worried that my parents would see that I was too short if I took off my high heels. He held me with a bright face: "It's okay, I've told them that you can't take off your shoes if you have odor."
9. Xiao Wang was depressed all day long. A friend asked him if he had broken up. He said: "It's nothing, but I just think about how to be with her every day, while she thinks about how to not be with me every day."
10. A friend resigned and wanted to start a business. I asked me if I had any good ways? After thinking about it, I told her: You have many mountains, raise pigs, make a mountain, raise small mountain pigs , and you can still eat meat if you can’t sell it! My friend was confused: Pigs with wallets and raising hair on the hills... Just squander at home every day.
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