Why didn't you return to me, is your finger chopped off?

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subway, there is a couple sitting opposite, the man with a smile is playing with his mobile phone, and the woman is sleeping soundly with her head on his shoulder. It's a really happy picture... Suddenly I found something was wrong... the woman was using her long hair 'S cover is peeping at the man's cell phone with one eye turned over from an angle beyond the limits of human physiology! Fuck this scheming, it really made me shudder for that man...

colleague Xiao Jie has been crying all day since she got married. After a long time, I couldn’t help but ask her what’s going on. After asking a few times, she finally squeaked and said, “He is very rude and has a bad temper. Let’s do it all day, and it’s the same to me at home!” I said angrily: “What does this kind of man want him to do, didn’t you know him like this?” Xiaojie sighed, “Yes, but he is the same at night... "Z1z

Brothers said that two years ago, I had not found my wife to fly the kite on the hillside. It hurts me, 300 yuan!

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