Have a great time, a selection of the latest humorous jokes in 2020

1. There was a time when I was waiting for me in a good room. I went outside the door and wanted to tease him, so I whispered: 306, the lady you called is here, open the door! Unexpectedly, the door next door opened, and a man came out and said to me: Come to me when I'm done!

2. I went to a meeting today and ran into my colleague Liu on the way. He was eating carrots while walking. I asked: "Oh, this season, all the fruits have come down, how do you eat radishes?" Liu: "You don't understand, eat it, you can leave early for a meeting!" I: "What do you mean? Liu: "Our section chief said, during the meeting, you have something to leave, I can understand, but you have to fart at least!" I: "..."

3. There are girls in a school. Classmates complained that boys were kind to her because they wanted her. Her best friend said that boys live on 1,000 yuan a month. Most of them buy clothes, cosmetics, and gifts for girls. They can only eat instant noodles and mustard pickles. You have to let her taste the meat a few times! Ah, Dominic!

4. A very good buddy came to borrow money and said that his girlfriend was pregnant and was going to the hospital. There is not much money to touch the pocket. If you don't borrow it, you are embarrassed. If you borrow it, you feel too cruel. After all, it is your own flesh and blood!

5. Pharaoh asked Xiao Li why his eyes were swollen. Xiao Li said: When I was wearing my pants this morning, a button fell off and I couldn't sew it, so I ran to the next door and asked a wife to help me sew it. Gosh! She must think you are too much, and give you a fist! No, not so! She is very kind, so I took out the needle and thread to sew on the spot. I also stood to sew her, but when she finished sewing and bit the thread with her mouth, her husband came in!

6. The manager met a cleaning lady cleaning the elevator. Female worker: Manager, you go up and I will delay. Manager: It's better for you to drag me first. After several evasions, the manager: Let’s drag and drag!

7. A female college student is currently doing a micro-business, and she seems to be selling anti-wrinkle skin care products. Add me on WeChat and ask for it. Don’t sell it. I introduced a lot of anti-wrinkle effects to me. I asked, can the wrinkles on the eggs be removed? Then I can’t find her in the address book...

8. A female classmate said this morning: Tonight my husband was traveling with someone else’s wife, but I was tossed by someone else’s husband. Overnight. Suddenly I was scared to pee. There is something wrong with it... Who knows that his husband replied: I just accompany my daughter to travel, and you take care of my son at home. Do you want to be more exciting? . .

9, the goddess is sitting next to me today, so excited! While eating, the goddess suddenly asked me: How do you understand the goddess? When I was excited, I blurted out without thinking: Goddess? Isn't it because the scumbag put you at ease, while the local tyrant put you on the bed. The goddess' face turned black in an instant, and she got up and left. . .

10. A woman who passed by a barber shop winked at me and didn't care at the time. After passing by, I felt wrong, whether that woman was kidnapped and gave me a hint, decisively call the police, and the police came and took it away. One man and three women finally did a good thing to save the three women.