Medical research: Laughing can promote blood circulation, relieve physical and mental stress, promote gastrointestinal motility, etc. I saw it. Smiling has many benefits to the human body, so you can smile appropriately in your daily life to promote your health. The humorous joke

Medical research: Laughing can promote blood circulation , relieve physical and mental stress, promote gastrointestinal motility, etc. I saw it. Smiling has many benefits to the human body, so you can smile appropriately in your daily life to promote your health. The humorous joke I compiled today, I hope you can see your smiling face after reading it. I update every day, I hope to get your attention and give you a like!

01

has always been restless when he went to school. He went to self-study for the first time in his freshman year. I was depressed in the classroom, so I ran to the aisle to smoke.

Just after lit a cigarette, a PL girl came and asked me, "I'm going to study now! Why did you run out? "

I said, "I was bored and smoked. Which class are you from? Why did I run out?"

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, "That class!"

I was so excited at that time, "We are from the same class? Why, are you depressed?"

She said, "Well, a freshman in our class ran out for self-study, and I came out to find him."

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O smiled and said, "It seems that there are still people who can't sit still. Why are you looking for him? You are not a fuck!"

MM: "There's no way, I'm the counselor of his class!"

Ou was confused at that time...A minute later, he put on a sentence: "Teacher, you look so young..."

02

My wife was furious and fell down as soon as she got angry, but she regretted it every time she fell.
That day, my wife got angry again, picked up the chopsticks and hit her husband a few times.
Husband was annoyed: Why do you hit me?
Wife: Will you die if you hit you a few times?
Husband: That won’t happen, but it hurts.
Wife: It will be fine if you hurt for a while, and it won’t cost money. Think about it, things will break if they fall. You have to spend money to buy them. You have to know how to live...

03

My daughter stayed in bed in the morning. She was about to be late for school. When her daughter-in-law lifted her quilt and raised her hand and slapped her: "Get up."
When washing her face, she teased her daughter-in-law: "Can Dad change you a new mother?"
Daughter: "No! Dear! Mom is like this. Can I still survive if I change my stepmother? "

04

. I yelled with my girlfriend that day, "To be honest, there are more people who are more beautiful than you, and more people who are considerate than you, but I was not moved. Why?"

. My girlfriend calmly said, "Because they don't like you."

. I am sad.

05

An Egyptian and a Romans argued about who used the earliest and most advanced technology.
The Romans said: "We archaeologists actually dug wires during the verification process, which means that we Roman used wires thousands of years ago!"
Egyptians said: "It's nothing great. We Egypt Archaeology cannot dig wires no matter how hard we Egypt Architecture inspections. It means that we Egypt used radio thousands of years ago!"

06

Chinese teacher asked students to use "clean" to make sentences in connection with reality and use parallel sentences to strengthen their tone.

student Zhang San wrote: "Every day after dinner, my father always goes out to play mahjong and loses all the money in his pocket; my mother always goes out to dance and dresses up completely; I always concentrate on watching TV at home and forgets everything about homework."

07

Yesterday I went to the school toilet, which was the kind of pits that were connected and separated. At the beginning, I took off a 50-cent coin and my heart hurt a little. I couldn't continue to take off my pants. Another piece of pants fell off with a bang. I was heartbroken! Then the pit behind came: "Sister, think this is a wishing pool!"

08

The wife was weighing her weight and found her husband laughing aside.

My wife was very angry and shouted: Do you think I am fat?

The husband put away his smile and said with a serious look: "Based on your weight, he should be around 1.8 meters tall. So it's not that he is fat, but that he is short."

09

I found a fortune teller to help me figure out whether I have money in my life. He wrote two words on paper "sex" and "fate" and asked me to choose. I said decisively: "Of course it's deadly." "

The fortune teller looked at me and said, "You have no money in your life. "

I was puzzled and asked hurriedly: "Why? ”

He curled his lips and said, "If you have money, you can recognize your sex, but if you don't have money, you can accept your life." ” I suddenly became messy...

010

Wife: Husband, I am so fat, will you not love me?

Husband: How could it be? When you were thin, you moved into my heart. Later, you became fat and stuck inside and couldn't come out.

My phone was flooded with this passage overnight! What a beautiful love If you are fat, you will be squeezed out if you lose weight. If you are fat, others can't squeeze in. Don't control it, keep eating...

Henan Happy Little Fish, likes to laugh, likes to be happy and happy. If you have the same you as me, please leave a good way to be happy every day in the comment section!

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