Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese.

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Hello everyone!

Today, Gou Ge will share with you a

magical and funny news:

Recently, in Quzhou, Zhejiang,

@Quzhou Public Security introduced a horse dog from abroad.

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

This horse dog is named Max,

The native language is German , I can't understand Chinese.

In order to communicate with migrant colleagues without barriers,

Instructor had to practice the German password

The most concerned person in the comment area is:

How did Max communicate with other official colleagues Wang,

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

There are also college students preparing to clean up and be police dogs,

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

There are also people who asked Max to sign up for Chinese class,

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Dog brother helps the police explain,

Why does the police learn German, not Chinese?

Because Chinese is harder than German, people are smarter than dogs

In fact, we also have many police dogs trained in German

is to prevent police dogs from confusing passwords.

Even if you are a police dog training native Chinese language,

Dog trainers will only use the same password all the time.

For example, the password for sitting down is "sitting",

Then the dog trainer will not say "sitting" today,

Say "sitting down" tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and "sitting here".

After all, when it comes to actual combat,

Every second is life and death.

Even if the police dog hesitated about the password for 0.1 second, the consequences of

are unimaginable.

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

In fact, it is not only the police dogs who can recognize languages, but things like

are simply everywhere!

If you don’t believe me, please listen to the Dog Brother to count it for you. Before

, someone abroad adopted a Chihuahua .

The new owner judged from the dog's daily behavior

that it had been in school,

But the dog was indifferent to what she said.

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Later she discovered that

In fact, dogs can only understand Spanish hahahaha

Not to mention dogs,

You just look at our national treasure giant panda.

As long as other countries want to rent our giant pandas,

must let the dad learn Sichuan dialect ,

Otherwise, they will not be able to communicate with the giant pandas [Dog head]

The most active of the ones is Dutch ,

Not only do the dad learn Sichuan dialect,

also needs to learn how to grow the most Sichuan-flavored bamboo .

Even the bricks and tiles of Panda Pavilion were transported from China.

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Insert a break-up sentence,

As long as you know how to speak Sichuan dialect,

can get to Summon the giant panda 's talent skills [cool]

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews015, a Shenyang sister spent 5,000 yuan to buy a Korean rice cooker that can be voice-controlled,

result Rice cooker only understands Korean hahahaha or

helpless, the eldest sister can only start learning Korean,

Otherwise, she can't cook it, hahahaha or

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

inventory these sand sculpture news,

will really make Dog brother smiles with merits -1, -1...

But a lot of news is on the sand sculpture list,

I believe the Buddha will forgive me [Dog head]

Magical and funny news: Recently, @Quzhou Public Security Bureau, Zhejiang Province, introduced a horse dog from abroad. The horse dog is named Max, and its native language is German and cannot understand Chinese. - DayDayNews

OK, today's unethical ends here,

After all, I still have to leave some bamboo shoots For the giant pandas,

Let's meet again tomorrow to grab bamboo shoots together [dog head]

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