2 The world is so big, where can I go without money? Go and buy a globe. Not only can I take a look, but I can also take a look. Chapter 3: One afternoon, there were thunder and lightning, heavy wind and rain, and bad weather, and there were many students who skipped classes.

1 Women are tolerant for those who please themselves, and men are poor for those who please themselves.

2 The world is so big, where can I go without money? Go and buy a globe. Not only can you take a look, but you can also take a look.

3: One afternoon, class was held, and there were thunder and lightning, heavy wind and rain, and the weather was bad, and there were many students who skipped class. The teacher entered the classroom and said slowly: In such a bad weather today, there are so many classmates who come to listen to my class. I am very grateful... I can't report it, please call it a name...

4 A man ran to the temple and found the abbot: "Abbot, I have seen through the world and no longer have any love for the world. Please shave me." The master held a broom in his hand and shouted: "Get out of here, you come once a month, once a month, how much money can you spend when you go out to cut your hair? "

5 A fat woman asked, "Boss, how much does it cost to say that a body is important?"

The boss looked her up and down and said, "Maybe 2 yuan, or 600 yuan."

The fat woman asked, "Why?"

The boss said, "Maybe 2 yuan per time, if the scale is crushed, it will be 600 yuan.

6 My stomach is uncomfortable and I was about to go to the bathroom, but the boss called me to his office and asked slowly: "Take you, what can I fill this room at once?" "Me: "Light a candle and fill it with candlelight. "Boss: "It's day now, and I don't have candles." "Me: "Fill it with my love for the company. "Boss: "Stop scheming these stupid people. "There was no choice but to fart...

7 Several people were drinking in a small restaurant. It was midnight and everyone was still in a state of interest.

At this time, the waiter walked over and said, "Sorry, we are going to get off work. Are you drinking almost the same? ”

One of them pointed to the table opposite and asked drunkenly: “They have been drinking until now, why don’t you care about them? "

The waiter was silent for a moment and said helplessly: "That is a big mirror, and the people inside are you. "

8 A brother was constipated and couldn't do anything in the toilet for a long time. While he was working hard, he saw a buddy rushing into the toilet like a wind and entering the seat next to him. As soon as he entered, a storm came from a storm. The brother said to the buddy in envy: I envy you so much,

The buddy said: What are you envying? I haven't taken off my pants yet~

9 There is a rich man looking for a servant, and the interview question is to go to the toilet.

0 The first few people went out without washing their hands after they were put on.

0 The rich man sent them away.

only one washed his hands, so the rich man left him.

But one day, the rich man found out that he had not washed his hands and came out.

asked him why?

The servant answered: "I brought toilet paper today..."

10 The old girl was recently poisoned by the costume drama. When my parents were not around in the evening, I steamed the bun, stir-fry a side dish and asked the old girl to have supper. She is so good! Take a thin needle and insert it into the bun and then pull it out and say, the needle has turned black! Poisonous! I know that you, a slut, intend to kill me! I spit her on her face, this is a bean paste bun, you idiot!

11 I am a traffic policeman. I am often asked to be unreliable when I rest in the police booth. For example, if I go shopping, I will put the bicycle here and please help me watch it. I often ask if there is a pump that can cheer up the bicycle. It’s nothing. Once I was sitting in the police booth when a middle-aged woman suddenly came in and asked me: Master, can you repair the tires?