I have to say that netizens are really getting more and more accustomed to each other now. A reporter interviewed: "Please be how old are you now." The reporter looked up and down at the elder brother and continued, "Like in his thirties, others are driving Mercedes-Benz and BMWs

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I have to say that netizens are really getting more and more accustomed to each other nowadays.

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A reporter interviewed: "Please how old are you now."

Big brother replied "I'm in my thirties"

The reporter looked at my brother up and down and continued to say "Like I'm in my thirties, others drive Mercedes-Benz BMW here, why are you still riding a bicycle?"

Big brother didn't answer, and asked the reporter directly: "How old are you?"

The reporter said: "I am also thirty years old."

When the eldest brother heard that the reporter was also in his thirties, he said directly, "Those who are dead in their thirties, why don't you die?"

watched a TV series on Kuaishou.

The heroine gave the hero who was wet with an umbrella when it rained. The male protagonist fell in love with the female protagonist and regarded the female protagonist as a fairy.

Originally, I thought it was a woman's kindness that moved the male protagonist.

Until I saw comments from netizens. . .

It turns out that the umbrella is broken. The heroine doesn’t know how to sort garbage, so she throws it to the hero.

As a result, the male protagonist was still moved by himself. Put the umbrella in your workplace and watch it every day.

Recently, I saw a mirror person, who has everything on his internal organs.

is originally a very strange thing.

Because, I also heard of it for the first time.

Until, I saw comments from netizens. . .

also made me wonder if the movie was wrong. . .

When I saw Hua Qiangu , I always felt that I couldn’t say anything strange.

until I saw the comments from netizens.

It turns out that Bai Zihua is too weak. I vomit blood at any time [tears]

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