A classic bus funny joke. When on the bus, a father said to his son: "I can't beat your mother when I'm so old. I can beat your grandma when I was twelve years old!"

1. Classic bus funny jokes, When on the bus, a father said to his son, "I am so old and can't beat your mother. I can beat your grandma when I was twelve years old!" A buddy beside him shouted at the father, "Is there anyone who educates the child like this? Will you be a father?" The father was stunned and said, "I'm talking about badminton!"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. I lost my bet today and helped my female deskmate buy hygiene broth. I was about to enter the classroom when the teacher saw it. Ask me what it is? I said wisely: It's bread. The teacher dumped me: Come in after standing outside and eat. Teacher: "If you are not doing the questions well, I will talk nonsense when I hold a parent-teacher meeting tomorrow." Yi Tongshao: "Why are you talking nonsense?" Teacher: "You parents ask me how you perform in school, and I will say you are a partner. If your parents ask who you are with, I will say I don't know, always change it!"

3. Classic hilarious jokes. When I make an underwater transducer, I need to use waterproof sealant. When asked about my senior brother, he said it would be best to ask Quanteng or Seagate. I'm so surprised, what does it have to do with sealant ? The senior brother said slowly, "There are people filling water every day on BBS, but I didn't see the hard drive leaking."

4. My husband recently took a vacation to take care of his son at home. Today, he ran to his wife and said, "Dear, our son can talk!" When my wife heard it, "I have taught for so long but haven't learned it. It's not scientific, so I asked my husband if she called her father or mother today?" My husband's eyes flashed and said in a low voice, "It's a landlord..."

5. Two alumni with children met together: The alumni of the Department of Automation said: Oh, look at your child, you look really robust ! Alumni of the Department of Computer Science said: Wherever you are, you have to say that you are a child with information. At noon, the school lined up to get food. A male classmate ran to a female classmate and said, can I get in front of you? The girl said that you can't just fuck me in front of me, you can only fuck me in the back of me.

6. A weasel is going to fight a decisive battle with a lion, but the lion decisively refused. The weasel said, "Are you scared?" The lion said, "If you promise, you can get the honor of fighting with the lion; and as for me, all animals will laugh at me for fighting with the weasel in the future."

7. One day, the teacher gave an equation question on the blackboard, and asked a male classmate and a female classmate to answer it. After a while, the male classmate gave the answer first. So the teacher said to everyone: "We male classmates have all asked for it, but this female classmates has not yet solved it!" In college class, the classmates felt that time was difficult. He started knocking on the table and hitting the bench, and muttering a word, "It's really like a year!" Then, he asked his deskmate: "How many minutes will the get out of class be over?" The deskmate looked at his watch and said lightly, "There is still one more year."

8. Hulu: It was probably one of the first things that were recognized as a woman's figure, and I would rather believe that this was what Chinese people thought of. Pipa: Oriental also has musical instruments that look like women's figures, but they describe different figures. Is it because Oriental women's upper body more "subtle"?