1. Hilarious classic winning joke. Waiting for a car in the subway, a guy ran towards the police excitedly, and I wondered if he had picked up his wallet. He ran to the police and said excitedly: "Brother Policeman, I just bought a bottle of green tea in the vending machine. I wo

1. Hilarious classic winning joke. Waiting for a car in the subway, a guy ran towards the police excitedly, and I wondered if he had picked up his wallet. He ran to the police and said excitedly: "Brother Policeman, I just bought a bottle of green tea in , and I won another bottle. Where can I claim the prize?"

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more jokes. Mr. Grape fell in love with the Walnut Girl and confessed to her, but was rejected. Mr. Grape asked grief and anger: Why? We have been together for so long! The Walnut Girl said shyly: Because, I already have a reincarnation in my heart.

3. Embarrassing girlfriend's funny classic joke . My girlfriend was taking a shower and the phone rang. Her dad's, let me answer it. I'm excited. It's the first time, you know that I haven't seen her parents yet. So he picked up his phone and shouted sweetly, "Hello uncle, I am xx's boyfriend, it's not convenient for her to answer." Then he waited nervously for the reply. Her mother should have asked who it was, and then his father said: The pig that was urinating our cabbage. . . .

4. In order to prove that the material is safe, the boss actually ate the mask himself, which made us feel very stressed in selling manure, and the pesticide seller fainted in the toilet. . . Male: "I like you." Female: "Talk cleanly!" Male#$%#%^$%&

5. My girlfriend asked me, "Do you know what I want to eat now?" "I don't know." She slapped her and said, "I don't know why I didn't ask?" I said to my girlfriend: If you have a child in the future, you are still as unruly and disobedient as you are now. I will live with the child and don't want you anymore. Girlfriend: If you dare, I will strangle him to death.

6. Teacher, it’s not that we can’t learn it, but every time we encounter knowledge, I will say to them, “Come into your brain!” But they always push and drag each other: “You go, you go!” After finally a consent came in, he actually said, “Who can stay with this brain with such a little space!” Then he left.

7. A couple snuggled by the lake. My girlfriend said, "Do you love me?" My boyfriend said, "Of course, I love you more than my own life." My girlfriend pointed to the lake and said, "If you dare to jump from here, I will believe you." My boyfriend immediately turned around and ran away. After a while, he came back panting. Girlfriend: "What are you doing?" Boyfriend: "Dear, I went to buy a lifebuoy~

8. After get off work, I saw my cousin standing with a very ugly woman. My cousin looked shy and uncomfortable. I hurried forward and said to my cousin teasingly, "Is this your girlfriend, right?" Looks...it's okay! Don't look uncomfortable! Put aside the worldly eyes, #can be free if you let go#! "The younger brother stammered and said, "Brother, let me introduce you. This is the girlfriend your mother introduced to you.